The most awesome gal pal inda friggin world! Everyone wants to be friends with this chick = Well known for breaking the hearts of fugly guys
"Did you here what Evie did to that fugly guy?"
"Yes, but someone needed to do it!"
"I love Evangeline Douglas!"
"Yes, but someone needed to do it!"
"I love Evangeline Douglas!"
by eemles August 29, 2008
A BADASS MOTHER FUCKER who if you fuck with you will be put into the hospital. She/ he can make you fall in love with one smile. Ashley Douglas can also be super hot at times or all the times
by COOKIE MONSTER :) April 16, 2015
Douglas Preston is a writer who was born in 1956. Since then he has written a number of thrillers with his writing partner Lincoln Child, including a series about a detective named Pendergast, and the first of a new series about a detective named Giddeon Crew. He has had a couple of his novels made into movies, including his novel 'Relic', a novel about a monster let loose in the Museum of Natural History. His recent non-fiction novel called 'The Monster of Florence', about a serial killer in Italy, will be made into a movie starring George Clooney who will play Doug.
Douglas has also made numerous appearances on various talk-shows, vouching for the innocence of Amanda Knox, an American exchange student who was convicted of murder in Italy. The same judge Mignini (the judge who convicted her) accused him of being an accessory to murder after Doug criticized the Italian police in his book 'The Monster of Florence'. Since he had absolutely no evidence to support his false claims, he had to let Douglas go.
Douglas has also made numerous appearances on various talk-shows, vouching for the innocence of Amanda Knox, an American exchange student who was convicted of murder in Italy. The same judge Mignini (the judge who convicted her) accused him of being an accessory to murder after Doug criticized the Italian police in his book 'The Monster of Florence'. Since he had absolutely no evidence to support his false claims, he had to let Douglas go.
by Gonzo666 March 20, 2011
Kid who looks like ratatouille and his mom is the one and only jodidouglasrealtor. Thinks he is cool because he plays football and goes to fgr because he is retarded. His indoor voice is an outdoor voice and his whisper is also an outdoor voice because he can’t shit the fuck up ever. Acts like a spaz and thomas does not like him
by CC guns💪🏻 October 01, 2019
by UnicornSemen March 05, 2020
Has a strong magnetic field and draws in the ladies. This sexy beast can't be stopped! As a football player and wrestler that works out all the time, he is very athletic. He also is a 4.0 student and very smart. He is extremely funny and once again... a chick magnet.
by KOO DADDIE May 06, 2011
When you proceed to tell everyone you are not gay,by going out with your roomates ex-girlfriend (when you were gay with him just days before), and then gettin caught jerking off to Emeril, and crying one night to a house full of friends because one of them called you a "fag" like 50 times!
by Bill Scroggins May 22, 2006