Splash Damage

When taking a crap the water in the toilet splashes up striking your anus or your biffins bridge

You better pray you dont get plash damage if your taking a dump in a chemical loo

by Biffin April 8, 2004

brained my damage

The Famous Words Of Homer Simpson. Also refers to a drunken man or woman who has hurt their Frontal lobe section. Or stuck a crayon up their nose and hit their brain.

"Dope! I think I brained my damage" "Hunny, My damage is brain"

by Fat Ass-Jenny May 28, 2008

On what domain?

A retarded way of replying to someone's statement when you having nothing else to say. Only used by calculus kids.

John: " Yesterday i ordered pizza."
Kevin: " On what domain?"
John: " what....?"

Ara: " yesterday i took a shit"
Melia: " On what domain?"
Ara: " ...what ?!?! "

by araG November 4, 2009

Hurricane Damage

When someone takes a dump in the bathroom. Especially one that's messy and stinks to high hell. Named for the Superdome after Katrina with its infamous bathrooms.

1. The paint on the bathroom walls was chipping after the Hurricane Damage caused by the company's free Taco Bell lunch.

2. Steve plugged the toilet at work causing severe Hurricane Damage after eating the super-humungous burrito at Taco John's.

by Earl Justwaithe December 7, 2005

damagesty

A quality possessed by hot girls; a portmanteau of damage and majesty. Derived from the fact that most hot girls have a myriad of psychological issues stemming from years of abuse by step-fathers and boyfriends selected for their desirably abusive tendencies.

VJ: Dude, that girl's so HOT. Look at all that majesty.
Mike: Whatever, dude - you see blond locks; I see damage.
VJ: Still, look at all that damagesty.

by PositiveZero January 27, 2007

Collateral Damage Pussy

Pussy that was not intended for you, but attained none the less, by being in the right place at the right time.

Guy 1: "Wow, i was wasted last night. How in the hell did I end up with sara in my bed??"

Guy 2: "Shit, I'll tell you how, she came over for me but I passed out on the couch."

Guy 1: "Oh yeah thats right, there was no one else awake. Damn, i love getting hit with collateral damage pussy!"

by Hijo De Ricardo December 5, 2010

Damage Incorporated

1. A RuneScape clan filled with hypocrites who bend every "rule" in thier favor.

2. 90% of them CAN'T PK for shit, and travel in groups of 50 when "pking" at mage bank.

3. Nerds who love pixels, and will flame/eThug you if you refuse to give them yours. (e.g. attempt to run)

Damage Incorporated Example 1:

0mfg0rz: *posts clip of DI clearly PJing a DM at mage bank* DI pjs at magebank?

Bibbleboy: Don't Dm at mb. Simple as that.

Darealkelly: I agree with bibbleboy.

1 week later

Bibble: *post a pic of dommark44 pjing his dm at mb* Rofl! Dam loser nerd! Pixel Hugger noob! Give me my stuff back or I swear to god ill hunt you everysingle day untill you get so tired you quit RS!

Darealkelly: What a noob??!!!

Damage Incorporated Example 2:

Tyler11: FFS it's DI.

Crack My Sak: I told you the could smell barrows from miles away. Especially if they're complimented with a skull. :\

by Andrew Gower July 28, 2008