Break the distance

A term used between online friends or people in online relationships. It’s something filled with a lot of hope but deep down you know it probably won’t happen.

“Maybe one day we can break the distance.”

“One day,”

by Silverstarone June 5, 2018

stumbling distance

A distance that can be traveled on foot when drunk. Often stumbling occurs which slows down the process.

Guy 1: Want to go to the pub?

Guy 2: Nah, let's just drink at the sports bar, it is within stumbling distance from my house.

by AtlasRider July 24, 2009

Cartwheel Distance

Better than walking distance

Guy: Let's go to my place....

Tabitha: Where do live?

Guy: Close.

Tabitha: Walking distance?

Guy: Better!

Tabitha: Cartwheel distance?

by Em Dash March 10, 2011

distantrophy

the feeling of intense longing for someone or something of an unknown source

not knowing what you want so badly but knowing you want something

you could equate the feeling of distantrophy to the longing for love or the longing of happiness but its deeper than that, it's an almost desire for something to make you complete

by kaystiel April 29, 2013

Distance Distortion Factor

when a girl/guy looks appealing from far away but get distinctively uglier the closer you get.

Guy 1: Man she's HOT!!!!!!

Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.

Guy 1: A what?

Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.

by bombsquad1825 May 13, 2011

Distance Fishing

When someone looks attractive from far away but they get closer and you realize they are not as attractive as you thought

“I was walking to class one day and I totally got distanced fished”

“Distance fishing makes me so sad”

by gcuroom503 January 17, 2021

Dismantilization

Verb, The state of a team facing disaster before the game is over. Coming apart, burning a lead, etc.

The Timberwolves were dominating until they faced dismantilization and choked.

by Frosty777 April 12, 2023