An object used by many to pleasure different holes in their body.
It is also a way of describing a person who loves to fuck you over while you're not expecting it.
It is also a way of describing a person who loves to fuck you over while you're not expecting it.
1.Marcy:"Sir, what is a dildo? I was playing with a stick & a bunch of older kids asked me if the stick was my own home made dildo."
Teacher:"A dildo is a toy ,adults like me, like to use for pleasure. But I bet your small hands can do the job."
2.Marcie:"Fuck man, my parents keep taking away money from my weekly allowance for no reason! So I bent over & exposed my asshole , told them they where a bunch of dildos & if they wanted to keep fucking me over I'll just make it easier by bending over for them.
Teacher:"A dildo is a toy ,adults like me, like to use for pleasure. But I bet your small hands can do the job."
2.Marcie:"Fuck man, my parents keep taking away money from my weekly allowance for no reason! So I bent over & exposed my asshole , told them they where a bunch of dildos & if they wanted to keep fucking me over I'll just make it easier by bending over for them.
by BrocolisHunter69 May 4, 2018
Get the Dildomug. 1) Obviously a usually rubber object shaped like a huge penis that women use to pleasure themselves with.
2) Any person that says anything bad about the United States Marine Corp.
2) Any person that says anything bad about the United States Marine Corp.
1) You know that hot girl Laura uses a dildo.
2) Some dickhead on this site was talking shit about the USMC what a Dildo!
2) Some dickhead on this site was talking shit about the USMC what a Dildo!
by A Bad Ass Marine December 28, 2005
Get the Dildomug. by Brian57 December 23, 2007
Get the dildomug. when my girlfirend put the 10 inch dildo up her hairy vagina, i wacthed her vagina get wetter and more pleasurable as i got ready to shove my 13 inch erected, cumming cock up there.
by yo mamma June 25, 2004
Get the dildomug. OH you know... the word dildo can be used in so many different ways, for instance, it could be a name of someone who has their head up their ass,or the species known as man's worst enemy aka the girls secret weapon, or just a nice noise maker...
1) stop being such a dildo
2)im going out with the guys tongiht dear- thats fine, i have my DIL. (man decides to stay home after all)
3)if u didnt know it sounds much ilkes ones phone when on vibrate. so u could keep a dildo in ur purse and no one would ever really notice.
2)im going out with the guys tongiht dear- thats fine, i have my DIL. (man decides to stay home after all)
3)if u didnt know it sounds much ilkes ones phone when on vibrate. so u could keep a dildo in ur purse and no one would ever really notice.
by Pat Mcgroin February 14, 2005
Get the dildomug. 
dil·do also dil·doe (dld)
n. pl. dil·dos, also dil·does
1. An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation.
2. Can also be used to describe an awesome relationship with someone, or anything thats positive in nature.
n. pl. dil·dos, also dil·does
1. An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation.
2. Can also be used to describe an awesome relationship with someone, or anything thats positive in nature.
1. My boyfriend is away on vacation so I'll be sure to get some good use out of my dildo.
2. Amie is my dildo, muic is my dildo.
2. Amie is my dildo, muic is my dildo.
by Kitty April 19, 2004
Get the dildomug.