dildo

(noun) a penis-shaped object sold in sex stores and home catalogs used to probe and stimulate the vagina or anus.

(adjective) describes someone who lacks common sense or cannot seem to use logic to make sense of things. That is, their logic and mentality is "floppy" just like a dildo. (the term applies to both men and women).

(noun)
GIRL 1:"Girl, my boyfriend's dick isn't as big as I thought. "
GIRL 2: "You should buy yourself a dildo. It's probably bigger than his dick."

(adjective)
DETECTIVE: "If the man drove her home, and he was the only one at her house at that time, and he myesteriously disappeared, he must have murdered her! Am I right?"
ROOKIE: "I don't get it..."
DETECTIVE: "Dude, you're such a dildo!"

by isa_approved January 11, 2010

Dildo

1. a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse.

2. Lead singer of the band pairemoore.

Dildo started singing at the sexy, young age of 69

by dildoslap February 20, 2009

Dildo

Little Bastad

Your being a dildo!

by Gaisko June 15, 2003

DILDO

The females pleasures!!

A female sticks her dildo in her pussy or ass and get's her pleasure!! Basiclly getting off!

by Bob Beck January 2, 2008

Dildo

Phallic crack pipe usually made of glass

Get your dildo and we'll smoke this crack.

by lwekjr July 6, 2008

Dildo

Used as A way for fuckboys to calm themselves down mostly used and made by horny 12 year old who want some fuck

I'm feeling horny can I borrow your dildo

by Someone who is not in trpd March 29, 2017

dildo

Anything, if you’re brave enough.

“Can I use this as a dildo?”

by bluebanana1212 November 14, 2017