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(noun) a penis-shaped object sold in sex stores and home catalogs used to probe and stimulate the vagina or anus.

(adjective) describes someone who lacks common sense or cannot seem to use logic to make sense of things. That is, their logic and mentality is "floppy" just like a dildo. (the term applies to both men and women).
(noun)
GIRL 1:"Girl, my boyfriend's dick isn't as big as I thought. "
GIRL 2: "You should buy yourself a dildo. It's probably bigger than his dick."

(adjective)
DETECTIVE: "If the man drove her home, and he was the only one at her house at that time, and he myesteriously disappeared, he must have murdered her! Am I right?"
ROOKIE: "I don't get it..."
DETECTIVE: "Dude, you're such a dildo!"
dildo by isa_approved January 11, 2010
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1. a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse.

2. Lead singer of the band pairemoore.
Dildo started singing at the sexy, young age of 69
Dildo by dildoslap February 20, 2009
The females pleasures!!
A female sticks her dildo in her pussy or ass and get's her pleasure!! Basiclly getting off!
DILDO by Bob Beck January 2, 2008
Get your dildo and we'll smoke this crack.
Dildo by lwekjr July 6, 2008
Used as A way for fuckboys to calm themselves down mostly used and made by horny 12 year old who want some fuck
I'm feeling horny can I borrow your dildo
Can I use this as a dildo?”
dildo by bluebanana1212 November 14, 2017