"My boy was trying to gain access to Amber's diddle box, but she declined - so he threw her out of his car."
by petey pablo21 August 02, 2017
Noun. One who surreptitiously views someone pleasuring themselves and tattles to an authority figure or the press.
Verb (transitive) — To diddlesnitch (on) another person.
Verb (transitive) — To diddlesnitch (on) another person.
by Let me just say... November 04, 2021
A Danglin' Diddle is the liquid combination of feces and semen, and common ingredient used for a Country Bumpkin Pot Pie. Some would say that a true Danglin' Diddle must be gathered from a close relative. This is still argued among historians.
"I was tryin' to make a Country Bumpkin Pot Pie with my sister, but her Danglin' Diddle wasn't quite smooth enough to my liking."
by Subscribe to Buddy Pear January 06, 2021
Why did your wife end up in the wrist cast? She get Carpal Tunnel from an office job?
No, she's a stay at home mom. She has diddle wrist.
No, she's a stay at home mom. She has diddle wrist.
by Dougass March 25, 2023
To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.
Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.
by von groovy June 30, 2017
by bamF65 August 27, 2010
by Elmo smoot March 04, 2018