Dicking Around

Doing something other people consider unproductive or something that really is unproductive, usually when you should be doing something else.
Syn: Procrastination, fucking off, wasting time, wanking, being idle, being a phony, bullshitting.

When I'm home sick, I spend all day dicking around on the internet.
I was dicking around when I had an epiphany.
She thought he liked her, but he was just dicking around.
Only a master can bring dicking around to a new level and turn it into an art.

by MadamexXx March 17, 2009

dicking about

To do absolutely nothing constructive and be completely useless to the point where it can aggravate others, who then view the individual doing nothing as a dick.

Fred and I were trying to build the doghouse, but he was too busy dicking about with the hammer i gave him-

by yorgin borsef August 7, 2014

Dickening

A complete destruction of all traces of innocence by means of a relatively large dick. Can also destroy other things. Like vaginas and assholes

Wow. Tailor is leaking shit everywhere. Her ass must have seen the dickening last night

by Old dicker January 11, 2017

Shit Dialing

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Poo Texting.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Shit Dialing in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

by VenerableBean July 6, 2011

urban dicking

Adding somebody's name to the urban dictionary for the sole purpose of getting into his/her pants.

Did you see that urban dictionary entry?

Marc was totally urban dicking Marsibil.

yah mahn, she's hot. I totally tried urban dicking her.

by passdaDutchy February 4, 2010

Nigger Dicking

To fool, deceive, or to act completely immature to someone.

That system only costs that much, and your asking double! Are You Nigger Dicking me?

by Jost November 26, 2006

whiskey-dicking

Not to be confused with "whiskey dick"

Whiskey dicking: When you have a hard on that lasts for hours without ejactualating.

"My God baby have you still not came yet?!?!"

"No baby, I'm whiskey-dicking !

by Hwoody March 7, 2016