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Dedication

When yo homie decides to not come unto work early because he goin play baseball instead.
This homie fo real. Showin dedication and comin for baseball cuz baseball > work.
by vjzbaseball June 10, 2018
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Stealth Delegation

Act of transfering a duty or task to a worker not actually in the chain of command of the assigner, always without knowlege of the worker's superior. Normally done to seem like a promotion or reward for the worker but really is a way to pawn of unwanted work. Dutiful worker sets precident of doing the work before his boss finds out and thus it becomes a permanent part of the worker's duties.
Useful when strategic incompetence is unsucessful.
A required skill in today's corporate world
Accountant: Dude - your so great I'm gonna award you the Data Collection Champion position
Drone 1: Whoa, I'm stoked, a promotion; what do I do
Accountant: Oh, lots of things, like collect all receipts and invoices and turn them in to me each month - very important

Drone 1: Awesome, I'm moving up!
Accountant: One other thing, I don't want anyone to get jealous of your new work so don't tell your boss, he might try to keep you down, and keep doing all your other great work
Drone 1: Rock-On.....like spy work
Drone 2: Duuuude...you just got stealth delegation 'd
by TedDeadMan July 11, 2011
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consensual defication

The act and idea of deficating (shitting or pissing) on or being deficated on willingly for sexual pleasure.
by Supermanchild January 2, 2004
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re-defenition

Re defining a word you wrote a defenition of. I don't know anywhere you can edit your defenition, I'm a beginner, so this is something for beginners until they figure it out.
Because I didn't like how in my nu metal def that I put in Limp Bizkit as an example of nu metal, so I'll write a re-defenition/or red-define about it.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2009
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Defication

To deficate, including all food consumed and digested. Including but not limited to: corn, beef, chips, wheat, coy cars, hamsters bones, etc.
Man thats nasty look at all that defication.
by Cusher Van Buren December 1, 2004
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Defanation

Capitalism is the defanation of America.
by Tayfletch March 25, 2013
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defebation

Using defecation a pretense to use the bathroom for masturbation.
The other day, I went into the work bathroom for defebation, and my boss was none the wiser.
by scotchfordinner October 9, 2016
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