Joint custody

When you've had a bad day and bust into your stoner friend's house and snatch the joint from his or her hand you are then said to have joint custody.

Who's got joint custody now??!

by Farle77 July 22, 2010

Costed

Having bad luck. Not getting the best result. Getting wrecked

Drake: Meek Mill got costed when I dropped the diss track on him

by TheYoungSinatra February 8, 2017

chocolate covered custerd fucker

a cop who likes to fuck his doughnuts and spill his coffee on his dick then helps his partner slam his dick in the car door then they go fuck each other until the boss catches them.

look at the chocolate covered custerd fucker over there. i see the chocolate covered custered fucker over there.

by Lil Steve-O April 13, 2005

Cunted

To indicate the endowment of ones personality while inebriated. ie to take on the values of a cunt whilst drunk...

Fuck, I'm cunted!
D'youse see Hammer last night? He was deadset cunted. Stupid cunt.

by Ben November 18, 2004

cunted

if you've been hit by a cunt, you've been cunted

wow matt just got himself cunted

by Bmoney May 6, 2004

Cussed

Broken, usually beyond repair.

Well done man, you just went and cussed my hat up good.

by RocketMBA July 13, 2003

Cold Cunted

The female version of being "Cock Blocked".

Man! Did you see that? That grenade just Cold Cunted the shit out of me.

by GauchoMac March 3, 2010