Custed

A group of 2 or more people who are complete badasses alone, but when they are together... they are unstoppable

Yo those two guys are tight as hell, you think they are a custed?

Nah man neither one is enough of a badass

by Lustouski December 15, 2010

courted

The hidden masked driving force behind actions you take, usually resulting in a bad situation evolving.

I guess that's cus you were, and probably still are a well behaved good mannered girl? Unless you can tell me otherwise? Where as I was and still am courted by trouble!

by Velda, girl detective August 26, 2017

double-cunted

double-cunted: particularly wanton, lewd, perverted or lascivious; also, and more often, a generic insulting adjective combined with other terms.

Etymology: alluding to engagement in sexual activity of auxiliary orificia (e.g., mouth, anus) in addition to or other than the orifice devoted to elimination of sloughed endometrium, aborted embryo, babies, other emissions, excretions or discharges (i.e., vagina or cunt). The generic use of "double-cunted" represents semantic bleaching or desemanticization (cf "bastard" as a general insult though it originally refers to illegitimate children)

"How can you live with yourself, you double-cunted whore?"

"Please use breath mints or shut the fuck up double-cunted cum-guzzling gutter-slut!"

"You back-stabbing, double-cunted bitch!"

by apocope February 19, 2010

cunted

to be made a bitch...to be made an example of...to be cunted

Tom: Did you watch the Green Bay Packers play the NY Giants?
Frank: Yeah...Al Harris was destroyed by Burress time and
time again...
Tom: Yeah...Al Harris was cunted...totally

by Chris H Graham February 29, 2008

curbed

to embarrass yourself in front of others,in the style of Larry David from Curb your enthusiasm

"did you fuck that sloshpot last night?"
"nah i curbed myself by throwing up when i munched her"

by ollie deezee January 3, 2009

Carted

To simultaneously Cough and Fart at the same time. The fart is usually explosive, so be careful. Do not do this at work.

"i carted so hard today at the checkout at Walmart." "I'll bet I can Cart louder than you!", "I think I Carted a hole in my underwear."

by Wordermeister121 March 10, 2014

curved stick

it's a penis that you have to go around the corner just to get on.

Jacob has a curved stick that his girlfriend enjoys.

by Hooker101 June 21, 2006