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Anchovie's Cunt

The smelliest thing on Earth
Fred: I just got back from the gym, do you think i should shower?

George: God yes, you smell like an anchovie's cunt
by Pigoutultra August 24, 2009
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hood oos cunt

"when you crunch some cunt fuckin hood oos cunt you get me"
by SPANIAN May 27, 2021
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Cunt Fit

When some skank ass bitch is all up in your grill because you're having a rip roaring good time and they take great pleasure in ruining your happinesses. (usually due to reasons unknown to people of regular intelligence)
Yo dude that fat bitch came down to our house and threw a cunt fit about our music being to loud, oh did I mention that it was 4:30pm on a Saturday?
by DAPD September 22, 2007
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Scene Cunt

I recommend looking at the definition of scene kids if you don't know what they are yet.

A Scene Cunt (yes, it's capitalized) is a girl that takes part of the Scene society. Scene Cunts are typically 14 year old girls who think being Scene is a competition; most of them believe that they are original and anyone who steals their hairstyle will die (even though 30 million other girls look exactly the same).

Scene Cunts tend to spend a lot of their time on Myspace and Buzznet; most of the time, they will only accept friend requests from people who look like they're worth a damn.
Person 1: I tried requesting some girl on Myspace to be my friend the other day, but she messaged me back saying she only befriends "beautiful people".
Person 2: What did you say back to her?
Person 1: I called her a Scene Cunt and told her to blog about it.
by Gratification March 2, 2008
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Dysfunctional Cunt Syndrome

A common mental disorder amoungst females. Usually involving irratic, irrational, and unexplainable behavior. Sometimes misdiagnosed with depression or other mood disorders, these females can function at a highly intellectual level of thinking, but yet fall short when it comes to common sense. They Cannot Understand Normal Thinking, thus they acronym C.U.N.T.

Disorder Criteria:
-Irrational response to men
-Altered perception of morals and a distorted value system
-Sex drive (usually involving many and various men)
-Inability to maintain meaningful relationships with one person in a monogamous way.
Judy and Joe just got back from a vacation in Cancun Mexico:

Judy: You never do anything for me and you always treat me like a child
Joe: I just took you to Mexico for vacation and let you do whatever you wanted
Judy: You just did that to have more control over me!
Joe: Are you fucking serious?

Judy has Dysfunctional Cunt Syndrome
by Dr. Pat - PhD in women June 1, 2011
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Garbage Cunt

A sleazy, trashy woman who exclusively has sex with low-life losers and complete assholes. Just as garbage trucks have garbage inside, garbage cunts routinely put human garbage in their vaginas.

This term is both offensive to the woman and the men she welcomes into her garbage cunt.
"Did you hear that whore Crystal is fucking that asshole James?"

"Well, it doesn't surprise me, that bitch is a total garbage cunt!"
by pithywitty November 15, 2011
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cheeky cunt

A light-hearted term of chastisement, usually only used among close friends, to refer to someone who is perceived to have been rude or to have taken a liberty. Use of the term usually doesn't indicate real anger, and isn't intended to cause great offence.
1. John takes a sip of Fred's beverage.
"Oi you cheeky cunt, buy your own drink!" says Fred.

2. "Hey Fred, could I get seconds on that spliff?" asks John.
"Don't be a cheeky cunt, wait until it gets passed to you!" replies Fred.

3. "Fucking hell John, I never thought YOU would be able to get with such a fit girl!" exclaims Fred, in disbelief.
"Cheeky cunt!" replies John.
by cheeky_cunt February 18, 2011
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