Crytato

The superior word for an onion

A. ay what's up with your eyes bro?

B.just been chopping up Crytatoes

by MeesterPinderkaas August 27, 2021

Crybating

To crybate or preform the act of crybating is when a person is so depressed they need to masturbate to give themselves small serotonin and dopamine boosts in order to get in a better headspace.

I will be at home all weekend crybating so I don’t end up committing suicide.

by Mustard Bandit September 5, 2021

crybabeyz

crybabeyz is a loving and caring mutual <3

you should appreciate crybabeyz because crybabeyz is cool, emo, and everything else you could ask for !

crybabeyz is a amazing emo

by aoibread September 13, 2021

Crysanthos

Crysanthos is a person of unmatched handsomeness. He looks like the perfect combination of hot and badass. Legend has that when lokking into his eyes you immediately desire to give him your house, car and girlfriend. He is tall and muscular, with a mustache so hot that it almost has its own personality. Crysanthos is usually nice guy, with some moments of "douche". Never take a Chrysanthos' food, wake them up, tell them what to do, correct them, and make fun of his pink shoes, or you will face the consciousness. Get your self a Chrysanthos or stay as far away from this guy as possible.

Damn bro i really have the urge to give that guy my collection of Pokemon cards... He must be named Chrysanthos

"He has been asleep for three days straight, we sould probably wake him up".
"If you love your life, stat away from the sleeping Crysanthos!"

by Letsetari November 20, 2021

Crysania

amazing, insane cliff jumper

You jumped off a cliff, what are you a crysania?

by animelover346 October 18, 2008

crymax

How you say "climax" in Engrish. This is what asian girls (especially japanese girls) do when they have an orgasm on camera.

I was actually enjoying this porno until the girl started crymaxing at the end. Ugh, she's supposed to be an 18 year old schoolgirl, not a little crybaby. And why does it hurt so much for Japanese girls to have sex if Japanese guys have the smallest... ahh never mind.

by TheBx41 August 24, 2012

crimson cryway

A really bad menstrual period where the woman is constantly on an emotional edge and any little thing will set her to wailing.

I'm so upset by your dumping me that I'm on the crimson cryway.

by AE Joseph November 14, 2006