cruteny

A combination of cringe cute and funny

Amanda: he told me he is a serial killer
Hellen: omg girl thats so cruteny

by AntiThoth January 16, 2023

Crouton

A derogatory term for a white person, usually of French descent.

- "What is up, my fellow crouton!?"
- "All is good in the neighborhood, Mr. Rogers!"

by The photon wrangler February 26, 2023

croutons

a way someone who doesn't eat meat or animal products can say "beef" as in drama

Alex: alright, if you do that again me are going to have some serious croutons
Macy: sorry I'm just tryna help you

by paran0idpark April 9, 2023

Crouton

pronoun.
Reference to a Caucasian person white-bred that exhibits few or several urban mannerisms and interests. One who "has flavor".

"I don't consider myself a Cracker. I find it offensive. I'm more of a Crouton. I'm White but I come with flavor!"

by 83FLLY June 28, 2023

Croutonous Fuck

When your cracker friend is like family but they can’t say the n-word, but they have keys to the BBQ.

“You coming to the house this weekend you Croutonous Fuck?”

by Riddikuluslessness October 18, 2023

Creton

A special kind of asshole

Ben Shapiro is an asshole, a Creton if you will...

by bl4hbl4h March 12, 2024

Crouton

When your vagina is really dry.

He wants to shag tonight, but I have such a crouton.

by Croutontim May 17, 2025