coot crusties

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking
i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!
by goochiebunga January 30, 2011
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Crusty Eisenhower

The act of two old people doing it doggy style.
Grandma and grandpa just partook in a crusty eisenhower.
by DrVonChocolatePudding February 09, 2012
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crusty dragon

British Slang
Booger, dried nasal excretion. Usually used for extra crispy / non-runny varieties of snot.
Gosh mate, wipe off that crusty dragon before a hottie see's ya.
by VespaGurl March 17, 2005
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Crusty Dusty

When someone or something looks Crusty/as in bad or like they got runned over by a car . They look like a mess , Dusty as in Dirty or like they look bad.
Dyane you look crusty dusty ,”
by Weirdo127 November 12, 2019
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Crusty Muffin

When someone with a mustache (male or female), administers oral sex on a female and lets the vaginal fluids crustify onto the mustache.
"Jimbo grew a mustache in anticipation for his inaugural crusty muffin."
by The PGP January 19, 2010
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crusty pustule

A person that is so horrific looking that no matter how shit-faced drunk you are at the end of the night you would never go home with them no matter what.
Oh God, look at that crusty pustule at the end of the bar, he/she had better not even try to talk to me.
by rommate s dirty girl January 12, 2010
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crusty kid

A street kid that doesn't shower and is super dirty
"Hey TK I heard shanks has scabies"

"Yea she's a crusty kid stay away from her"
by RawR425 March 23, 2017
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