Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).

"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."

by GullibleZine September 3, 2006

skull crushers

A pair of thighs so thicc that they'd be strong enough to crush a skull

"Damn she got skull crushers"

by thigh enthusiast November 17, 2023

Goodsoil Combine Crusher

A sex position, originating in Goodsoil, Saskatchewan. It is where the girl gets spun around on the dick and the man goes absolutely barbaric and mutilates her and tears her apart

man i wanna give that girl the goodsoil combine crusher

by poopyballsackundies December 3, 2023

Milf crusher

A guy who bangs moms

Wow, yes I do know that guy! He banged my mom. He's a freaking milf crusher

by Queenjuno June 7, 2017

Thigh Crusher

The Thigh Crusher is when a woman is on her back and a guy spreads her legs and puts his hands-on her inner thighs and puts all his weight on his hands. He then sticks his dick in the woman.

Raccoon's it friend wanted to try the Thigh Crusher.

It friend: (In deep girly voice) Hey raccoon wanna try the thigh crusher?
Vicente: What that?
It friend: (In deep girly voice) I'll show you boy.

by Bigeboy June 24, 2022

full on crusher

Something that is simply the bombass shit.

I was out late last night talking to this prostitute and she gave me a full on crusher.

by RRRR July 23, 2007

muffin crusher

the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male)

"So, Sheila...How was it last night?"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"

by Poppadomman December 15, 2013