Bloody Crumpet

When the tip of the dick, the crumpet, begins to bleed from over stimulation.

"That hoe last night went to hard and gave me the worst bloody crumpet."

by crazylegsmcgee February 06, 2009

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burning my crumpets

Getting on your nerves; making you angry

Kevin: "WTF, there's been a commercial break like every ten minutes during this show!"

Fergus: "IKR. It's burning my crumpets."

Kevin: "I'm away to the pub instead."

Fergus: "Word."

by marganin January 06, 2011

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tea and crumpet nigga

a common way to refer to a british person

" that tea n crumpet nigga sure loves those fishsticks."

by ak harry March 15, 2005

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buttered crumpet

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

by diseased quail June 14, 2011

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T-bag and crumpets

The act of T-bagging someone or something and leaving pubic lice on or above there eye line/on there eye brow(s).

Jenny:Damn it!!......
Person: What?
Jenny: I had to shave me eyebrows last night.
Person: Why?
Jenny: Because i had some T-bag and crumpets last night.
Person: Oh, well at least it was just your brother that gave you the lice. It is nasty to get lice from people you don't know.

by TwistedFaith June 06, 2010

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