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carpet crawling

the act of crawling around on the floor, spun out, looking for drugs that might’ve been dropped- typically methamphetamine
caught myself carpet crawling for a shard that didn’t exist”
by lilb05 July 29, 2025
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Anglia Crowning

When a company continues to operate, despite being obviously insolvent and run by donkeys and employing a majority of staff members that struggle with the most basic of English language tasks. Often run by Swedish venture capitalists that sound vaguely like a product range in IKEA
Are they still running, Dave?
Yep, they are Chris. They're Anglia Crowning.

How come they are still managing to operate, they've been doing nothing for weeks!
Anglia Crowning. Just pure crowning.
by FuzzCumber November 5, 2025
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the baby's crowning

the baby's crowing: the feeling that you're about to shit your pants because you can't reach a toilet in time.
Whoever's in the bathroom, get the hell out. The baby's crowning.
by TooSick4U January 12, 2013
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bitches come crawling

A phrase showing that people will inevitably come "crawling" back even if they were the ones who left you, etc. Often can be used to refer to an ex, past hook ups, former friends, etc.
Person 1: "Huh, my ex just started texting me again out of the blue. I wonder why?"

Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."
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