Costa Rica

A place for new beginnigs and starlit beaches where waves hypnotize and words are recognized as irrelevant.

He will find me on a beach in Costa Rica wearing a white bikini and playing songs of the mariachi on my guitarra.

by Jen March 13, 2004

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Coastal Crap

When people from the coasts have an attitude about people who live in the Midwest and the Midwest in general.

If you’re going to come to town with a big bag of coastal crap then why the fuck did you decide to go to college in Iowa?

Once again, Mandy has to pull some coastal crap when she went on a rant about just how “quaint” the sushi places in Chicago are.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

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Coastal Transient

One who is homeless and dwells in a coastal town. Often smelling of piss, cheap booze and hand rolled cigarettes. Most commonly lacking employment or hope. At times uses an animal or children for the purpose of panhandling. When harassed, become extremely violent, and has a tendency to go "thug life" on your ass. Often the by product of generations of white trash, inbreeding and drug abuse.

Violent Homeless Coastal crack head Douche bag of the sea Town dirt bag Dirt chicken Old Gregg Pimp of the ocean Coastal transient

by JJCS March 2, 2010

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Constantinople

Proper Name for a City on the Bosporus Straits between Europe and Asia. Under occupation by Muslim invaders for more than 600 years now. At the hands of these captives, it is and has been the site of racist anti-Christian Pogroms, Genocide, and government-sanctioned looting and destruction of property of any and all of the Christian churches there. Proper ownership of this city would either go to the Hellenic Republic (Greece), possibly Rossiya, the Russian Orthodox Church, or The Eastern (Greek) Orthodox Church. If the English and French were not dumbasses, Imperial Russia would have finished off the Ottoman dogs in the 17th or 18th Century, but leave it to those French Toads and English Twits to screw everything up. Wait to go England and France, if it wasn't for your selfish ends, you could have saved many Christians! How arbitrary is this, when the Greeks go for Independence, the English and the British assholes decide to help Russia achieve her ultimate goal of a free Christian eastern europe.

The proper name of the city located on the Bosporus Strait is Constantinople.

The only rightful owners of Constantinople are Christians.

by Mihail Alexsandrovich Toronov February 12, 2007

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costa

Inability to hold your bladder.

Dude, stop the car I'm about to Costa all over my pants.

by R 2.0 September 15, 2009

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Costa Rican Tickle-Horn

n: A rare, elusive beetle found deep in the misty rainforests of Costa Rica. Noted for its large, fuzz-covered horn protruding from its head.
v: A rare and provocative sexual act, often used in conjunction with the patty-wack or the 'Kenyan Creeper'.

On a recent excursion into the forest, we came across a prime specimen of the Costa Rican Tickle-Horn.

Yeah, things are getting pretty serious... she let me Costa Rican Tickle-Horn her... twice.

by Conan the Librarian June 17, 2007

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