Counting Tweets

A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.

Greg: What'd you do last night?

Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.

Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?

Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.

by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013

Maricopa Counting

A very subjective form of calculation. If you count something and the number you get is not what you wanted just do a recount and if the new number you get is still not what you wanted do another recount and so on until you get the exact result you wanted. That is Maricopa Counting.

Dang, I lost the election...
No no, you just need to do some Maricopa Counting of the votes.

by Turd Ferguson the second January 17, 2022

Slut Count

Approximate amount of sluts in attendance at a social gathering.

Greg: "Hey bro, what's the Slut Count lookin like at that party?"

Dalton: "Slut Count is at 23"

Greg: "That is Slutastic!"

by CandyBalls July 03, 2011

Count Lucio

A man who is very dramatic and made tons of oopsies

Person 1: Oh no I made an oopsies

Person 2: Who are you, Count Lucio??
Person 1: Wut? :

by Dr. Devorak September 13, 2020

Count Fetish

The feeling of extreme sexual attraction to the act of, or people who partake in, counting. Some individuals also require numbers before reaching a state of sexual gratification (orgasm).

Dude 1: I can't watch Sesame Street anymore, i have a count fetish.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: Every time that Jewish Vampire start counting, I get a stiffy

by captnsmol April 01, 2021

post count

Determines how cool, and in some cases, how majestically powerful you are on a forum.

"What's the scanner say?"
"HIS POST COUNT IS OVER 9000!!!!11one!"

by chrisweezy March 22, 2008

Post count

On internet forums, post count is obviously the counter that tells a person how many posts they've made. Many users tend to be smug as fuck off their post count, and act shitty towards others with lower posts, even if the guy with the lower posts has been around longer. People with astronomically high post counts tend to think they're part of the staff.

Look at the post count of this obnoxious fuckface... He made 33,000 posts since registering 6 months ago. What a fatass loser.

by Wasabimoto September 20, 2010