Cornell complex

This is what you get when being one of the best universities isn't enough, you have to be better than Harvard so you stomp on the name of every other school to somehow prove that you're better.

Guy 1: Dartmouth? Never heard of it!
Guy 2: What a Cornell complex you got there.

by lakers4win March 5, 2011

Cornelius

Cornelius is a name of a wonderful person with a good personality. They may be awkward at times but they always pull through. Many Cornelius’ have a high tolerance of patience but can see through bs over time. Overall just go hangout with him.

Hey did you see Cornelius in that corner crying?

Yeah

Ask him if he wants to cry at our place

by Cor-ne-lius November 29, 2019

Chris Cornell

One of the greatest rock vocalists, outclassed by Freddie Mercury, Jeff Buckley, and Ian Gillan.

Chris Cornell gave us the powerful vocals such as "Say Hello to Heaven," "Jesus Christ Pose," and "Slaves and Bulldozers."

by AJB11 August 21, 2005

cornell university

A University founded by Ezra Cornell and a member of the Ivy League. Although less prestigious than some of its Ivy League peers, Cornellians still take pride in the beautiful campus and in the fact that they can actually learn almost anything known to man here

Cornell University is a place where you can get an ivy league education in a great variety of subjects

by corneliuscornelius April 18, 2008

Cornelius

A rich and proper boy. He's socially awkward in most situations and takes opinions of him seriously. He hates being the butt of the jokes, but will do anything for a friend. His humor is difficult to understand, as it's hard to tell whether or not he's joking. It looks like he doesn't care, but he really does. Many of the things he says, he means the opposite (ie "I don't want this" but he really does).

Person 1: Who was that cutie with Lewis?
Person 2: Oh, that was definitely Cornelius.
Person 1: Wonder what he sees in him.

by JORM-Q April 18, 2018

Colonel Stinkfinger

A nickname given to an individual after they perform sexual acts on a female partner.

Fred got Sarah drunk last night, and took her to bed. Now, Colonel Stinkfinger has a stinky finger.

by ferg-o-mite February 22, 2010

Caronely

Being lonely due to the never ending Carona virus.

Biden said there's nothing he can do about the virus, so I guess we will be trapped inside for another caronely year.

by qb603 February 1, 2021