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1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted
2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.
2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.
1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!
2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.
2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.
by Your Mom's Mom May 16, 2006
Get the Contarted mug.the few minutes after an orgasm in which a man feels he sees the world with a heightened clarity; as though he can see the world as it truly is, without emotions or sexual desire to cloud his view.
during this period a man decides whether his orgasm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. These judgements might result from the orgasm's assistant being a bombshell, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.
anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity's ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after sexual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
during this period a man decides whether his orgasm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. These judgements might result from the orgasm's assistant being a bombshell, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.
anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity's ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after sexual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
"Shut up bitch! I'm enjoying my post coital mental clarity. thank you. would you make me a samich, please?"
"Yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity I realized what a mistake I had made by wrestling that ogre! I wore a condom though. "
"Yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity I realized what a mistake I had made by wrestling that ogre! I wore a condom though. "
by leroach January 9, 2012
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Omg, this weirdo that I have never met in my life invited me on Facebook. He has 700 friends, total contact whore.
by Apollo121 September 3, 2011
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Guy 1: Hey, I heard you moaning in the bathroom when you went to take a piss, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...
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