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Cocksicle

A refreshingly ice cold dick that's typically enjoyed by young women (and gay dudes)as a means of cooling off on a hot summer day. Can also be shoved into one's orifice of choice for additional ice cold pleasure.
Paul is "nothing like a cocksicle to celebrate the end of exams!" (someone's actual facebook status)

Zach: "Was it cherry-vanilla jizz flavored or just the original jizz flavor?" (actual comment on person's facebook status)
by Quadrillon VIII May 9, 2009
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School of Hard Cocks

Rip off offa the "School of hard knocks"

A "Goer"
A "Girl"
John- Josh, where does that girl work?
Dave- She works in the Mall, she is still at school
John- High school?
Dave-Yeah, and the school of hard cocks from what I hear!
John-Nice one!
by Graham Wallace, Mr Wallace Esq October 22, 2008
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breath of a thousand cocks

someone that sucks heaps of cock and stabs people in the back to get places.eg job positions.
Fuck me How did Greg the Job as our Boss? Tom replies, Because he has the "breath of a thousand cocks".
by Hoffy buno October 2, 2007
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nipple cocks

dude that bitch had massive nipple cocks
by hood.rich October 20, 2008
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cockshiner

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"
"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."
by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005
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cocks-a-daisy

an unintentional cock block done by a close friend who didn't realize you were about to get your Mack on.
Dustin- "hey girl wanna go to the movies?"

Tony- " ya all of us, including me the third wheel, should go to the movies!"

Girl- " yea we all should!"

Tony- " COCKS-A-DAISY didn't know you were asking her on a date."
by Mr. Splooge April 3, 2010
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Cockshwans

n. Someone who is being a cock and is ingnorantly stupid at the same time; someone who fails massively
Dude, why would you bust in that bitch? Now she's knocked up and has to take the day-after pill. You're a fucking cockshwans!
by borthycleeaz July 20, 2010
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