cotton coochie

This is when a woman smokes marijuana and her vagina becomes dry, making sex difficult. Similar to cotton mouth, except it's your coochie that gets dry.

I was trying to have sex after I smoked that blunt but it was not happening because I got cotton coochie.

Guy-"Why can't I get it in?"

Girl-"Because I just smoked and I've got cotton coochie."

by yea gurl July 28, 2011

Coochie juice

when a girl gets wet and comes and her juice leaks from her coohie

"I was fingering alyssa and her coochie Juice got on my hand"

by Zack Seip October 22, 2004

coochie inspector

this is when you are the one inspecting a coochie, or looking at a vagina.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.

Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.

by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013

coochie wine

A. The vaginal discharge from an aroused female.

Hey Bill, I talked to my wife and she said Lisa was unhappy with your relationship because you don't drink Coochie Wine!
Better double down on that bitch and chug that Coochie Wine!

by First Name Last Letter Leaf February 08, 2020

dungeon coochie

When a vagina smells like it has been fermenting for months in a dark, dirty, moldy, musty dungeon.

Yuck! That dirty sink smells like dungeon coochie!

by Schristy July 11, 2017

Coochie Wedgie

Coochie wedgie is where the seat of the panties get caught up inside the lips of a Vagina.

These panties always give me a coochie Wedgie.

by teralove May 22, 2018

Coochie Kid

This is a person who pulls all the girls. He is a pussy magnet

Caelan: '' BROOO yano Stephen Tries already got another girl !? ''
James: '' Yh he's a right Coochie Kid , save some girls for bro''

by Coochie Kid May 23, 2019