covfefe

The actual last name on the 45th orange president's birth certificate, proving he was born in the middle east and is a secret member of Isis.

My actual birth certificate says Donald "Osama" Covfefe but I've been trying to cover this up for a long time but I took too much ambien last night and revealed it by accident on Twitterfefe

by NWOtoad June 5, 2017

covfefe

An act of incredible incompetence at the highest levels of government.

Despite the negative press covfefe...

by TheGushi May 30, 2017

covfefe

covfefe /kovfeef/ verb. 1. to stubbornly, knowingly and baselessly propound or maintain an obvious and known untruth against logic, reason or uncontrovertible evidence to the contrary: knowing that he could be charged with perjury, all the witness could do was to covfefe. 2. to unconsciounably take advantage of an uninformed or disadvantaged party by resort to explanation or information beyond the experience or knowledge of that party: the astronomer chose to covfefe, by telling the girl that he had experienced the waves of a comet before she was born. covfefed, covfefing, covfefer.

Knowing that he could be charged with perjury, all the witness could do was to covfefe.

The astronomer chose to covfefe, telling the girl that he had experienced the waves of a comet before she was born.

by Encyclopolymath May 31, 2017

Covfefe

A typo made on social media while taking a crap.

That's not what I meant to tweet; I just ate the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake and made a covfefe.

by trumpisunfit May 31, 2017

covfefe

A word with an infinite number of meanings, only used by those that are extremely underqualified to do their jobs and enjoy whining about the mean ole news.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe.

by Little Lonnie May 30, 2017

covfefe

An old German onamonapia describing a mental breakdown due to having an incredibly small penis.

Donald: "Covfefe! Can you feel my penis yet!?"
Melania: "Nope."

by Travis Schluep May 30, 2017

Covfefe

The garbled sound you make when you don't know the answer to something or your not sure what you're talking about and is used in conjunction with clearing one's throat.

"The atomic weight of unobtainium is thirty-covfefe"

by Maxzmillion May 30, 2017