contrast

Contrast is what unattractive people with light to medium skin tones use to overexpose their photographs into a somewhat alien-like being that is so ambiguous that it might be hot. There is usually a large, vague blast of light where there would normally be a nose on an actual human being.

Contrast is a form of visual trickery online similar to a FGAS. It can hide a sizeable nose, unattractive bone structure, acne, copious amounts of unwanted facial hair and pretty much anything. Be weary of the glowing siren on your internet message chat session, for underneath the heavenly glow a beast may lurk.

Bro1: Yo bro, check out this chick I met on mybook. She's kind of hot right?
Bro2: I dunno bro, looks like underneath all that contrast she might be sasquatch.

Bro1: But bro, underneath all that photoshop vanity might be a sweet, intelligent angel to kindle my heart.
Bro2: Too true bro, too true.

by Rozu March 4, 2012

get a contract

the female equivalent of 'if you like it, you'd better put a ring on it' -better get signed, sealed delivered, and preggers, before the parts go bad!

jan managed to get a contract, then went on the kfc, potato chip and bon-bon diet!

she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Contraphobia

The fear of an option that differs from mainstream leftist view points.

Signs of someone suffering from contraphobia include but are not limited to: yelling, harassment, crying, irrational tendencies, lack of factual information, free speech snuffing and violence.

Oh, I’m a bigot, homophobic, racist asshole? You are exhibiting signs of contraphobia on a subjective basis with no factual evidence. Your argument is invalid and you’ll end up on YouTube as a triggered snowflake.

by FactsAlwaysWin August 26, 2019

contarton

a contarton is a cross between a container and a carton.
it brought some great laughs at lunch the other day, the word slipped out, now it's certified!

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

Contractor

Faggy asian kids who believe they have the ability to kill someone without guilt.

Kid: "I no longer have any qualms about kill you, for I am a contractor"
Me: "Shut the FUCK up"

by IchigoXDark January 19, 2010

Contractor's Kit

While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.

ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."

ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?

by Contractor Craig November 9, 2008

contractor clock

the clock it seems most contractors base their time frames on that although looking like a regular clock moves at only half the time. Thus if they start at 9AM universal and say it will take 4 hours, the real time they are done 5pm. However it is only used for work time, not billable hours.

the bathroom guy got here at 10AM and said it would take 3 hours he didn't leave until 4PM
he must have been using a contractor clock

by fire909 May 11, 2011