Relation Constipation

It's when your stuck in a really painful relationshit that just wont pass. The only cure is to let it go... or kill the bitch.

Mike: "I've had relation constipation ever since Cindy found out I fucked her sister. Do you think she's gonna dump me once she finds out I have herpes?"

Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."

by Organized Chaos August 14, 2009

Sneeze Constipation

Successfully suppressing or delaying a sneeze so as not to interrupt a conversation, phone call, task or meeting, but feeling cheated because the sinus clearing gratification of a good sneeze never comes.

Jackson calls dawn
Dawn: Hi Jackson
Jackson: How was your day?
(pause)
Jackson: Dawn? ... Dawn You there?

Dawn: Whoa, no, I mean yes... I just stopped a sneeze cuz I couldn't hit the mute button soon enough. Damn, now I can't sneeze, it's like I have sneeze constipation!

by BrianRoxtar June 17, 2011

oral constipation

when someone who is usually full of words and useless sayings is suddenly put on the spot, and can't find shit to say. A lack of words.

When Pres. Bush was asked why we are in Iraq, his jaw just dropped. He must suffer from oral constipation.
When i asked my best friend why he was fucking my wife he stood theresuprised gulping for air like a fish, he suffered from oral constipation as well.

by frikybi September 15, 2007

Construction worker

A 24 to 36 oz can of beer. A can of beer so large that it can only be bought individually and not in a pack. Can be see strewn about construction sites and is named after the men who consume them.

Should we get some tall boys? No, lets get some chelada construction workers and get fucked up!

by Brewbank November 10, 2011

verbal constipation

A disease similar to Verbal Diarrhea (even though they spelt it wrong!) however instead of being unable to shup, the victim is unable to start talking, and cannot construct coherent words or phrases.

Letty-poo: I..... u.. h ..... ... ei.... h ......hs.....
Beccy-poo: dude, u have a serious case of verbal constipation

by beccy-poo July 28, 2004

black constipation

The nine months it takes a black women to shit out the baby

after i fucked her that nig was constipated for nine months

by Joe May 23, 2004

retard constipation

A long period of time where you cant/dont act retarded usually followed by retard constipation.

Man, durring that job intevew I had retard constipation, but it burst out as soon as i got out the door.

by NatalieWine August 4, 2007