the best talk show in the history of talk shows. includes Conan O'Brien the Max Weinberg 7 the Masturbating Bear cone-zone pierre bernard's recliner of rage if you don't watch it, it could quite possibly be the biggest mistake of your life.
Late Night with Conan O'Brien will be on after the no-talent Tonight Show which will be taken over by his comical genius, Conan, soon. Until then, try not to let Leno put you to sleep while waiting for the best hour of TV nightly.
by chipwhitley May 25, 2005
by asterisarat March 08, 2021
A conan penis is when u go to have sexual intercourse with with a woemen (or guy) and they laugh because of how small you are
by trevon sucks duck June 22, 2016
Conan is a guy who is very smart. He probably goes to a gifted school and also pulls lots of girls. He is very dense though and probably will not realize if a girl likes him unless she tells him. However, he may break up with a girl a day after getting together - out of mutual understanding - by realizing that they can't work out. Since Conan is very smart, he will help you not fail math and actually pass your exams. Most of the time though, Conan procrastinates his own homework which is really bad for him as he ends up getting no sleep. Poor Conan
Person 1: Woah how did you get so high on your math test??
Person 2: Conan helped me, he's really smart. Without him, I would've failed!!
Person 1: Oh, I need help too! Tell him to help me too!
Person 2: Okay!
Person 2: Conan helped me, he's really smart. Without him, I would've failed!!
Person 1: Oh, I need help too! Tell him to help me too!
Person 2: Okay!
by do_not_disturb November 20, 2023
He's very hot, very pretty hands, has a very cute cat that everyone wants to steal, bro is so blind he doesn't know when a girl likes him. He has an ex gf but they lasted a day because they mutually agreed about some random shit like huhhhhh, oh he watched link click, oh yeah anime kid, oh yeah hes a gifted kid 😒😒😒, he helps people with math, acts gay but isn't gay ☹️😔
Person 1: Who is conan
Person 2: Oh conan is very blind, its that guy whos on the floor dying
Person 1: Oh woah hes dyring thats so interesting.
Person 2: Oh conan is very blind, its that guy whos on the floor dying
Person 1: Oh woah hes dyring thats so interesting.
by do_not_disturb December 14, 2023
a person who sits around eating pizza rolls for 300 hours straight and then crys because he has to go to school
Conan is an idiot
by Schupp September 08, 2022
Why is he being such a Conan
by Regiregisauceman July 28, 2021