by peepeepoopoojdkvhnfgjnghm December 9, 2018
Get the coconut mallmug. Originally conceived in Houston city-data based off the rantings of a forum smartass, "coconut shucker" just means you're like the coolest thing since Elvis ate sliced bread sandwiches with the Fonz. When you're a "coconut shucker," every guy wants to be you and every woman wants to be with you. And you drink Dos Equis.
That dude Chad is such a coconut shucker... the life of the party every time! I wish I could be just like him!
by AK blah blah June 25, 2010
Get the Coconut Shuckermug. a fucking faggot twink that doesn't deserve to right to speak. please if you're a coconut grabber kill yourself right now
by deepwoken OFFICIAL December 24, 2021
Get the coconut grabbermug. a slang term used in 90's England protests against the ira to define someone who you want to throw things at, the term usually refers to Ira members.
by itssquarehead May 6, 2017
Get the coconut stallmug. "Lance coconut" is a term used by US Marines to denote a Lance Corporal (E-3 rank). The term comes from the rank insignia worn by the Lance Corporal, which is one chevron (peaked line) with two crossed rifles below it. When seen from a distance, the emblem resembles a peak with two balls below it, vagely resembling coconuts hanging from a palm.
A: Hey, did PFC Thompson actually get promoted this month?
B: Guess so, check out the dude's collar: he's a Lance Coconut now.
B: Guess so, check out the dude's collar: he's a Lance Coconut now.
by Gyreneisms July 3, 2011
Get the Lance Coconutmug. by Clarahs dumb July 17, 2019
Get the Spell coconutmug. A hodgepodge of gizmos that are expected to work flawlessly together as a mode of transportation. Cobbled together parts that vaguely resembles transportation. Tricked out shit that defies logic. Customization beyond custom.
I can't believe that your motorcycle even works, its a total coconut custom. Did you use a hammer to fit those parts together on your coconut custom?
by Capt. Sweatypants November 5, 2009
Get the coconut custommug.