cockesing

To go out and present one's cock to a group of supporters for the purpose of getting laid.

While the presidential candidate is out caucusing for the upcoming elections I am going to go out cockesing for an upcoming erection.

by wicked1 April 20, 2012

Cocklear

Someone who is a pretentious douche; usually gets banned off of social media sites due to the bullshit they spout.

"Did you hear about the guy making fun of Paul Walker's death? He's such a cocklear."

by Sarin Sunday December 1, 2013

Cockleech

A woman who financially drains a man without providing anything, sexual or otherwise to the relationship.

Matt's fiance Krista doesn't work, has no kids, is addicted to opiates, doesn't put out, and has a terrible shopping habit, what a cockleech!

by darkangeline September 2, 2014

cockledragger

a man who leads a donkey by tugging on the donkeys dick and leads said animal in the direction in which he wants the animal to go.

Kyle the farmer is known for being a cockledragger

by The king Friday May 11, 2014

cocksessed

The obsession of a mans penis. Applicable for females (And Males), if you're into that kind of thing. When all you do is love a good dick. A familiar dick though. When all that matters is you and his lovin'. When that becomes your moral compass in life. Cocksession however has been known to be the foundation for long lasting, happy, committed , healthy relationship...aaaand some times not.

I never really knew how cocksessed I've become with him. It ain't love but it'll do! Cocksession got me rolling my eyes to see heaven at the back of my head, girl. Love ain't shit.

by @shmindian November 22, 2014

Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.

Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."

by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015

Cockmessaged

When your boyfriend breaks upward you just as you were about to get the D.

Benjamin and I were going to fuck but he broke up with me because of that slut Cara, talk about being cockmessaged

by KateisinlovewithChris June 17, 2016