CockSmocker

A CockSmocker is what you would refer to a friend of yours, who always has gross and stale sheets, towels, socks, lying around his room because he keeps jerking off into the smocks.

John: "yo Damien, why are all ya damn socks stiff???"
Gary: "its cuz he's a fucking cocksmocker, that's gross dude..."
Damien: "who are you guys? how'd you get into my house?!?!? HONEY HIDE THE KIDS!"
John: "you can hide them but you won't stop us damien" *pulls out gun*

*shots heard in the distance, muffled screaming*

Gary: "you kill the bitch and i'll bring the van 'round back"
John: "got it, why are we keeping the kids alive tho?"
Gary: "their grandparents are rich john, they'll do anything to get them back, including giving us all their retirement money"
John: "so why'd we kill Damien?"
Gary: "to show gran-gran that we're legit"

by Craig the crack head September 11, 2019

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cocksuckerbiter

A cock sucker who's been known to bite when they get excited.

Vanessa Vidyartee, stop being a fucking cocksuckerbiter!

by nfirstthingthing January 19, 2020

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Cocksucker

When a man named Joe tries to slob on your knob like corn on the cob

Fuck off joe you cocksucker

by Anthony Pesante October 31, 2019

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youtube cocksucker

A rabid follower of certain youtube individuals, that follow a said youtuber regardless of whether that individual is right or wrong. They would follow that individual to the ends of the Earth and literally drink their piss just to feel an association with that individual.

"Man, that Kan Kli is such a youtube cocksucker for T'boi Reid."

by The Truth about T'boi October 11, 2016

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