Cockroach

A bug that has no purpose but to barge into your room like a SWAT team

Hey do you see that huge cockroach over there?

Yeah i see it, let me grab my gun.

by bigboichris February 5, 2018

cockroach

In any type of sexual relationship, when you only hook up at night after everything is done for the day. You come in late at night like a cockroach, and scurry out before dawn.

Me: Damn I've rarely seen this guy during the daylight. I think he booty calls me late after the bar.
Her: He's treating you like a damn cockroach

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 7, 2021

cockroach

a republican

That damn cockroach voted for Trump

by sailrjupiter March 29, 2023

Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

Cockroaching

Getting cockroached involves a tall male intruding your personal space and aggressively stating his opinions while hovering over you with his meat in a close proximity to your face. It’s man spreading premium. This may be used as an intimidation tactic or a mating call. Watch out for the cockroachers, you never know who they’ll traumatize next!

Gavin said there’s only two political parties and now Cameron is cockroaching him! He climbed over the desks spider monkey style and his meat is all up in Gavins grill. Gavin’s opinions are no more.

by CameronTempleCockroachingKing March 1, 2023

urban cockroach

An inbred weird lookin two plus two not knowin queer, weirdly associated with every race ever.

That urban cockroach doesn't know the first thing about a Chevy.

by GrittnSpit143 December 6, 2017

Cockroach Nipple

Very large nipple and areola that are dark, resembling a cockroach from afar.

Jane: Hey look at that swimmer... She has cockroach nipples!
Antoinette: Ewwwww that's gross. I wouldn't want that!

by LiterateSwimmer July 24, 2021