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Closet case

A gay person who is unable to admit they're gay, usually for fear of being rejected by their peers.

It's not fun to be a closet case. You shouldn't make fun of someone who is a closet case. Gay teenagers are 3 times more likely to commit suicide than straight teenagers.

Who can blame them, really, when they grow up thinking something is unchangeably wrong with them?
Jake is 19 and still a closet case... sad
by nobody356789076e May 1, 2010
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Closet Puker

A person you know that only pukes in the toilet while no one is watching at a party most likely due to the extremely fast consumption of alcohol, either by means of shotgunning or bonging. Usually, a closet puker will deny that it ever happened.
Did you guys see Jayson puke last night?

No.

Oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. He pukes when no one is looking.
by TheKingOfBoardPlay May 11, 2012
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close shave

The situation, when you almost got in the any trouble, but the last moment you didn't. You got lucky.
Example:

" Phew, I almost fall in the water. That was a close shave!"
by sanijaswan November 3, 2013
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Close The Curtains

Definition 1:To commit Suicide/ End your life

Definition 2: to End or Discontinue something
Person 1: You and Laiylah still date?

Person 2: Yeah I love her to death, but I know one thing for certain, if she leaves I’ll Close The Curtains
by Jaiylor May 24, 2020
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closet douche-bag

A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.
I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.
by RobinSparkles1983 May 15, 2009
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Coming out of the closet

The most terrifying thing a gay person can experience.
Bff: you should be coming out of the closet to your parents by now.

Me: Only gays know how terrifying it is.
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closet ninja

A person who looks and behaves like a completely normal person and is typically not physically imposing, that actually has profound skill in the martial arts without anyone knowing of it.
So I was walking home sort of late last night with Dan when four guys jumped us! While I was cowering on the ground I heard Dan make some Asian noises and a bunch of thuds in quick succession. Then there was silence for a few seconds followed by the sound four bodies hitting the ground. It turns out my brother Dan is a closet ninja.
by AmericanSwagSociety December 26, 2010
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