Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.
by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025
Get the Clot wafflemug. Noun; Performing the act of fellatio after intercourse during a menstral cycle, specifically, what you would call the blood covered penis.
His passion for her surpassed any taboo or thought of the mess, so when she was on her period, she would return the favor by cleaning his clot tamale with her throat.
by C Pentwahter May 7, 2015
Get the Clot Tamalemug. A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.
Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025
Get the Alaskan Clot Bustermug. the act of making a huge issue out of something that would otherwise go unnoticed....usually to take attention away from a matter of importance....... the pm has been Blood-clotting with rent assistance ..( to take the focus off sexual harrassment
by Lonetasman April 13, 2021
Get the Blood-Clottingmug. A women with a very hairy pussy
by Maddogg75 February 23, 2022
Get the clot catchermug. Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls. He's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot.
"Mom you always make me do my homework before I can go out with my friend. You're such a clot."
"Mom you always make me do my homework before I can go out with my friend. You're such a clot."
by eyedoobs October 13, 2017
Get the clotmug. by mississippi_dude September 21, 2022
Get the Corn Clotmug.