When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets
Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.
by deadb4uhearit May 10, 2015
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Term used to make another person mad when you don't want to hear them.Generally referring to placing a penis in the throat to where they can't speak.
person 1:I banged your mom last night.

person 2:Clog your throat pole smoker.
by p-low July 21, 2010
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Insinuates you dog is gay
Bobby-ur mum gay lol
Charlie-ur dog likes the clog
Dog wails and demonic sounds in the distance as all dogs are dragged into hell
by Agiantbraintumor March 23, 2018
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Anyone who can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a a sound.
Clog Ninja = Effeminate Males.
by djsmakywas February 4, 2012
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Clogging the toilet usually of public restroom because of the low-quality toilet paper.

There are two types of courtesy clog:
1) Use an excessive amount of TP each wipe and fill up the bowl
2) Wipe, then unload the the roll into the toilet

You can also courtesy clog if there is no toilet paper, you can do this by shoving a water bottle, plastic bag, ect. down the toilet.
Are you fucking kidding me?? This toilet paper is see through, i'm going to courtesy clog the shit outta this shitter to teach the guy who thought it'd be funny to use Charmin 1 ply in his bathroom a lesson.
by smokeweedeveryday42000000 January 11, 2011
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When a male has a piss after sex and pisses in different directions or multiple streams.
Toby needed a piss after the business was done, but when he started pissing he looked up to notice he had two streams of piss both hitting opposite walls. “Fuck it.. the Clog
by Charter man December 15, 2021
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When your wire clothes hangers get all up in each others' sh!@$, ruining yours in the process.
Damn, it would have taken just a minute to clean out my closet if it wasn't for the massive hanger clog I found down by my shoes. There was a mini hanger clog happening with the hangers on the rod, too.
by MonikerZ March 9, 2011
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