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Circumcussion

When you're getting head and you smack the back of their head all the way down on your cock, concussing them, and then as you throw them off of you the momentum snaps their jaw shut just enough to circumcise you.
I watched them doing a circumcussion like a closeted mohel on a European gigolo.
by KonchDavidianNutriaKebab February 1, 2022
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circumsision

When ones dick skin that surrounds the tip is chopped off so it doesn't look like a carrot
Hey Jim hasn't had a circumsision, his dick looks like a carrot.
by Jahnique Guthrie May 27, 2017
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Circumcoition

A ten-dollar word for "screwing around," i.e., wasting time -- circum (around) + coition (having sex).
"OK, folks, enough of this circumcoition -- let's get this goddam truck unloaded."
by FitofPeak April 12, 2010
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circumcisioned

The state of having been circumcised, ie. lacking a foreskin.
Ian: Why are all those girls hanging around Evan?
Jeff: One of the cheerleaders slept with him and told the others that he's circumcisioned.
Ian: I totally understand what circumcision envy means now.
by Rancho Rey April 17, 2010
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circumvision

the vivid memory of having your foreskin painfully removed
bro, my circumvisions are so bad my dick hurts in real life.
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by jquilt34 October 11, 2016
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Circumscision

The thing you do when you realize the tube won't fit in the vaginal opening changing the shape to a nice narrow arrow shape, making it; easy, accessible, and pleasurable
Wife: Why'd you do that to your penis?!?!
Husband: I can explain, God told me to.
Wife: if god told you to jump off a cliff, if he asked you to sacrifice our first-
Husband: Actually I have to talk to you about that's one
Circumscision is real
by Anal Opener November 29, 2016
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circumcisioner

How do you circumcise a hillbilly? KICK their sister in the jaw!
I'm a commissioner in a fantasy football league, I need a kicker on my team, therefore I'm looking for a circumcisioner.
by 2beerTommy December 27, 2024
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