Oh my gosh, it finally feels like Christmas. I just watched the funniest Christmas movie EVER, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
by Awesome Possum99 December 13, 2010
Get the National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation mug.'''War on christmas''' is a bullshit theory made up by rednecks after they realized minorities were comfortable with saying "happy holidays" the same people who believe in W.O.C say that liberals get offended when someone says "merry christmas" when the ironic thing is the same people get offended when someone dosen't say "merry christmas"
Person with a brain:Happy Holidays
Dumbass:SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS, STOP THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS
Person with a brain:would you like it if a jew told you to have a happy hannukah
Dumbass:SHUT UP COMMIE
Person with a brain:Have a happy early ramadan
Dumbass:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dumbass:SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS, STOP THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS
Person with a brain:would you like it if a jew told you to have a happy hannukah
Dumbass:SHUT UP COMMIE
Person with a brain:Have a happy early ramadan
Dumbass:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by SmartEpic2020 December 25, 2020
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Christmas is a fun holiday. On Christmas people get presents and who doesn’t like presents. It is also a time to spend time with family and friends.
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas
Lucy: Did you Bring presents for us?
Santa: Of course I did
Lucy: Yay! Can we open the presents now?
Rosie: And we can spend time with family and friends
Lucy: Did you Bring presents for us?
Santa: Of course I did
Lucy: Yay! Can we open the presents now?
Rosie: And we can spend time with family and friends
by The real one2010 October 19, 2019
Get the Christmas mug.The combination of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa. This way no one feels left out and and you dont have to worry bout what you say every time you meet someone.
definitely better than sayin 'Happy Holidays'
definitely better than sayin 'Happy Holidays'
by the unknown drinker October 1, 2007
Get the Christmahanakwanzika mug.The date of December 25th probably originated with the ancient "birthday" of the son-god, Mithra, a pagan deity whose religious influence became widespread in the Roman Empire during the first few centuries A.D. Mithra was related to the Semitic sun-god, Shamash, and his worship spread throughout Asia to Europe where he was called Deus Sol Invictus Mithras. Rome was well-known for absorbing the pagan religions and rituals of its widespread empire. As such, Rome converted this pagan legacy to a celebration of the god, Saturn, and the rebirth of the sun god during the winter solstice period. The winter holiday became known as Saturnalia and began the week prior to December 25th. The festival was characterized by gift-giving, feasting, singing and downright debauchery, as the priests of Saturn carried wreaths of evergreen boughs in procession throughout the Roman temples.
Jesus was not born on December 25th. He was 33 1/2 when he died on Nisan 14 which is in April. Do the math.
by jp December 23, 2003
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When you are looking forward to something constantly, to the point of obsession, causing the actual event to seem short and dull in comparison.
Oh, he's been counting down the days since July, and has came down with a bad case of Christmas Syndrome.
by AiRsTrIkE March 18, 2011
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