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Chris

A selfish, lying, stubborn, cheating, stoner/skater boy who's parents dont want him. He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. But in reality he's worth nothing. He cheats on every girl he dates. He insults peoples parents. He deals drugs. Looks like he has pubic hair growing on his head. Chris deserves nothing.
look chris cheated on his girlfriend...again
by Beauy August 20, 2020
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Chris

Chris is very scary sometimes but he is also very gay.
He has a lot of top energy and he is probably into BDSM
Samuel: Chris please
Chris: Aagghhh the intoxicating smell of the graveyard!!!
by CrispyNewts March 17, 2020
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Chris

Whiter than cum
Chris is gay
by Niggawitharpg November 7, 2019
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Chris

Chris is one very gay boy, he’s a skinny legend and calles everyone “Dad”,
He is usually best friends with a Kate
Chris was caught drawing a pentagram in his maths copy again…
by Not_wonderful October 18, 2018
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Chris

A blonde dude who drops girls like a bomb
Chris is a legend
by Gogogogogoogle July 22, 2018
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Chris

In short, for Christian, Chris is an excellent person to be around, especially with a surname that starts with 'R,' which stands for Romantic. Rarely have 'F' as a middle name, which stands for Funny. Christian F---- R--------- will be the ideal human being in anyone's life. Especially ones with blue eyes and curly hair are almost extinct. So Please grab hold tight on them when you encounter one.
me: hahhhhh I think I am in love with his big blue eyessssssssssssss...... he is so romantic and funnyyyyyy............
friend A: OMG is his name Chris?
friend B: Dont tell me his surname starts with R and middle name with F?????????
me: Shut up!!!!!!! How do you guys know!!!!!!!
by KoreanHotPotato November 23, 2021
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Chris

You probably just wanted to look up your name but now you found this definition and you feel sad

If your name is Chris than you are a male homosexual who tries to fit in but in never works
Oh my Jesus Chris stop being such a Chris it’s just fucking annoying
by Kakyoin fucking dies October 28, 2019
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