Triangle choking the chicken

Locking a chicken in the famous brutal MMA hold Triangle choke

Billy's family went to look for him on the farm, and found him in the barn triangle choking the chicken.

by RockinRob61 December 17, 2008

choking the carrot

When a male sexually exites himself until he reaches climax.

Yesterday Steven's mom walked in on him while he was choking the carrot.

by tekilashotz6969 May 1, 2006

global cooling

Recorded temperature decreases in the 1950-70s as a result of man-made aerosol and sulfer emissions after WWII. Slowed due to air pollution laws that limited their emissions in the 80s and 90s, but also because of warming effect of CO2 (emitted at the same time) which takes longer to kick in.

Now that we have reduced SO2 emissions, but a lot more CO2 emissions, the global cooling is over-run by global warming.

by one with a bullet October 31, 2003

chlingo

A collective term for the abbreviations used in IM or SMS text-messaging.

That's some crazy chlingo on your phone - "d00d, Watchu doin' 2nite?"

I don't understand all this chlingo my daughter's using on AIM - "IMO, that looks gr8 on u!"

by efusion3 January 24, 2011

choking the chicken

when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.

male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken

by xxx_anonymouse_xxx November 22, 2015

Choking the weasel

To masturbate

Nothing. Just scoping tits; choking the weasel.

by ThatGuyInPants March 14, 2011

Scarf Choking

When you fuck somebody from behind on a cold night and you use their scarf as grip thus choking the bitch.

Ben: Yo I fucked a bitch so hard last night I wound up scarf choking her.

Tyrone: Damn dog you gave her a real good pounding

by Nguy69 November 16, 2019