chess.com

A fine chess site that I got banned from.

Some Person: Join this tourney.
Me: I am not accepting chess.com tournament invites.

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 6, 2021

playing chess

A girl/woman who likes to manipulate,control, play head games with a guy or takes advantage of a guy or situation.

Don't go out with out her she good at playing chess.

by hollywood doc September 15, 2006

Chesham

A town in the south east of england that can only be described as a scab. Most of the teenagers are desperate, smelly and can't sustain a text conversation. Chesham guys tend to have a thing about touching your armpits. Everyone's lifes in Chesham seem to revolve around the big Sainsburys.

Berkhamsted teen: Hello, friend.

Chesham teen: Heyy, wats up?

Berkhamsted teen: Not much, and yourself?

Chesham teen: Same.................................................
U wanna get wit me?

Berkhamsted teen: No.

by Iactuallyquitelikechesham... January 16, 2011

Chess

The process of sitting down in front of an Asian person, thinking to one's self, ''Oh, shit, it's an Asian person,'' and losing to said Asian person whilst one comforts one's self that, well, it was okay because it was an Asian person.

When playing chess, it is okay to lose, because after all, it was an Asian person.

by Xethro Gensh June 19, 2015

Chess Tactics

A move in chess where the opponent is so utterly flustered that he has the flickering thought to drop his king and resign. Leaving you to pump your fist and gloat with much enthusiasm.

Player 1: check, biatch! Check out them Chess Tactics.
Observer: Damn, those are some fine tactics.
Player 2: CRAP! You just made me lose the game.
Player 1: HAHAH, way to be a complete newbsauce. And you suck.

by BoomDizzleInDaHouse February 24, 2009

chessers

a combination of Chess and Checkers in which multiple captures are possible with the knight and pawn pieces. All other chess rules apply, including Castling and En Passant. A Capture-Chain can only be performed in combination, not before, during, or after a non-capture movement. Made famous by Ben Cook and Cole Rachal.

Guy 1: Dude, chessers is like chess and sex mixed together.

Guy 2: Yeah, I just got checkmate from across the board. olo.

by chesserchamp August 2, 2008

Chesapow Retriever

The spawn of a Chesapeake Bay Retriever and a Chow; AKA a mixed breed dog.

person #1: "My Chesapeake just had puppies!"
person #2: "Awe so cute!"
person #3: "Yeah, they're Chesapow Retrievers"

Girl1: "I totally want a Chesapow!"
Girl2: "What's a Chesapow?"
Girl1: "Like a Cockapoo but a Chesapeake and a Chow"
Girl2: "ooohhh"

by Daisyflowergarden May 6, 2010