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cheech and chong

stoner gods, some of the first people use to marijuana in movies for comedy.
hehe stoners shibby people
canadian lol
by n333m August 30, 2004
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Chlong

A penis unproportionately longer than wide.
Resembles a spaghetti noodle or pencil.
Damn, look at that lanky bastard, i bet he has a chlong
by King Jaw December 9, 2008
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cheongsam

See qipao, but refers specifically to the long-skirted version.
"Once I've got the spare money, I'm getting one of those blue satin cheongsams from the import shop!"
by Qit January 12, 2004
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chongivity

the act of being a chonga;
Those girls are all chongivity from head to toe.
by caro March 8, 2005
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Marinette Dupain Cheng

a clumsy nice weird girl known from the show miraculous ladybug who's also shy when she sees her crush adrien agreste she is also bffs with her best friend alya césaire and whenever hawk moth akumatizes sombody she turns in to the super hero known as ladybug.
Matt: Bro did you watch the episode of miraclous ladybug where Marinette Dupain Cheng Told alya she was ladybug!
by Marinette Dupain Cheng June 24, 2021
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Cheech and Chong

The two greatest human beings who have ever lived.
Cheech and Chong

Chong: "Who is it?"

Cheech: "Its Dave man! Will you open up, I got the stuff with me!"

Chong: "Who?"

Cheech: "Dave man, open up!"

Chong: "Dave?"

Cheech: "Yeah Dave, come on man open up I think the cops saw me!"

Chong: "Dave's not here!"
by Anthony Stoner September 20, 2006
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chonga

In a nutshell:
-A Chonga (shown-guh) is typically a Hispanic girl from Miami, Florida who expresses a desire for regard as ghetto and the admiration of chongos through her form of dress and speech.

The Chonga wears:
-Oversized gold or silver hoop earrings, most likely with her name (or sexy, or baby girl) written in them, nameplate necklaces, an abundance of gold or silver costume jewellery
-Brazilian pants- skin-tight, low riding jeans that appear to be painted on, and are sometimes adorned with rhinestones or strategically placed cut-out slits; the most popular color among Chongas for Brazilian pants is white.
-Spandex tank tops, oversized solid color t-shirts
-Tupac (or 2Pac) t-shirts
-Reebok, Jordan, and Converse sneakers
-Meticulously color coordinated outfits
-Black, Nike drawstring bags
-The occasional blue or green contact lenses

The Chonga wears her hair:
-In wet, tight curls, the front (bangs) gelled down and hidden behind the ears
-Partly cornrowed
-Adorned with a thin headband at the very front of her hairline
-In a tight ponytail or half updo, slathered with gel
-Flat ironed for special occasions
-Dyed auburn, black, or blonde

The Chonga speaks:
-A distinct mix of poorly imitated Ebonics and heavily accented Spanglish, with emphasis on vowels, freely throwing around the words pero (Spanish for but), nigga, bitch, shit, and daaaaaaaaaaaaaaym

The Chonga writes:
-juSzTT LiiK diiSz’ s00 yAll hAttASz’ bESzTT bAkk 0FF AiiT’
The Chonga likes:
-R&B, rap and reggaeton
-Pitt Bull, Tupac, T.I., Lil Wayne, Daddy Yankee
-The flea market (or,“the flea”), the fair (when in town), malls, clubs, basketball courts, public parks and buses, the streets of Hialeah
-Fighting fellow chongas over chongos
-Posing for a gallery full of borderline pornographic Myspace photos

Contrary to popular belief:
-A Chonga is not a Chola.
-The vast majority of Chongas (that is, about 98% of them) actually do not wear Sharpie-drawn eyebrows with peaks higher than Mount Everest. The myth proliferated when a picture of two Cholas with sky high cartoon/witch/madman arches trekked its way through Myspace.
-The practice of lining one’s lips with chocolate brown lip liner has, for the most part, died out in the Chonga community. Lipliner, which had its Chonga heyday from the mid to late 1990s, has been dumped for another, newer mouth accessory- grillz. Increasingly popular with the Chonga are gold or diamond grillz worn on the bottom row of her teeth.
-While the majority of Chongas continue to wear their signature tight, gelled down ponytail, a large percentage has apparently neglected the hairstyle due to its exploitation recent ridicule of the Chonga subculture.
-Chongas are well and alive beyond Miami; spot them in New York, New Jersey and virtually every metropolitan area in the States
LiiLXXwAYn3SzXXWiiF3Y: dAAAAAAAaaaYYyyyyMM''DaTT WiiTe MuTT biiTcH aSSz h0 nEEd 2 SzTT0pp tAKKiiN ShiiTT

dAdExCoUnTiixChULiiTTa: 'ii NO' fO RiiL DaTT hO sAY U iiSz' a ChONGa nD DaTT biiTcH bESzTT jUSz sTToP O dEy GoN b sUm dEEp ShiiTT nD iiMa sPaRkk huH ASz PeRO fO RiiL yO'
by jonez, jeruzalem May 28, 2007
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