cut the cheese

1. (Literally) to cut cheese up into smaller pieces, like slices.
2. American and Canadian term, meaning to fart.

'Who cut the cheese? Who cut the cheese? I ask you please, did you cut the cheese? I'm not adverse to learning, tell me why my eyes are burning? Who cut the cheese?' - Two and a Half Men.

by Online Fan November 19, 2016

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Vegan Cheese Cake

When you marinade a large squash, cucumber or eggplant in a hippie chicks un-washed vagina and then proceed to cook the vegetable and eat it for the next meal.

Whoa StarlightBeamer, that vegan cheese cake we shared for lunch was literally orgasmic on so many levels.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

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cheekspreader

one who spread his or her buttcheeks to show the anus, often as an invitation to sodomy.

Tom's such a little slutty cheekspreader.

by cyth40 October 13, 2003

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Cheese Squeeze

A colloquial expression to announce one's need to go take a massive dump.

Gentlemen, I'll return in 5. I can hold no longer. I must cheese squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

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A term used legendary australian by Ray meagher at the logies when he edged out Rebecca Gibney for the gold logie. Also a team slogan used by highly underrated beerabong XI goldfield ashes cricket team

"Nice bowling Robot Steve" says Colson " cheers cunt". Replies Robot steve

by Captain shitty pants March 7, 2018

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