A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.
Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.
Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*
Dude 2: Night dude.
Dude 1: Night.
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.
Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*
Dude 2: Night dude.
Dude 1: Night.
by Crash569 August 13, 2010
Get the Checking my eyelids for holes mug.A term used to describe how shows/movies make sure to have a variety of characters in their cast, often at the expense of realism. The list of boxes that need to be checked off normally includes people of different races, religions, sexual orientation, etc that are made sure to be included in hopes of reaching a broader audience. This tendency is normally used to appeal to the left by including gays, people of color, and other minorities so as not to appear biased towards straight whites, which dominated media culture in previous decades. However it's not uncommon to appeal to the right as well by including characters that are more conservative, white, and more adherent to the previous standards. The point being that all of the boxes need to be checked in order for a modern show to be aired, often resulting in a hilarious lineup/combination of characters that would normally not be seen together in real life.
"Have you seen that new TV show on Fox?" Sam asked Jenny.
"Ugh, no way, to much box checking. We're just expected to believe that a white redneck and a black rap star are best friends living with a gay Chinese couple in the middle of Salt Lake City?" Jenny replied.
"Ugh, no way, to much box checking. We're just expected to believe that a white redneck and a black rap star are best friends living with a gay Chinese couple in the middle of Salt Lake City?" Jenny replied.
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Get the fact checking mug.an adjective used to describe a late night ride-by by you and your girls or boys to check up on your man/woman and see if he/she is creepin and has hoes up in his/her house without your permission.
Sara, after the club tonight, we gon' go hoe checkin. Pick me up from my house around 3am... Kenny ain't answered his phone all night and I already know his ex is in town. I better not catch that b*tch's car outside my man's house!
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Get the checkin my fresh mug.1) an excuse to escape an uncomfortable situation
2) an excuse to spend time/for spending time on the computer
2) an excuse to spend time/for spending time on the computer
1)
Woman: Do you want to watch another episode of Glee?
Man: Yeah, I just have to check my email - you start without me.
2)
Man: It's almost midnight. What are you doing?
Woman: (shopping online) Just checking my email.
Woman: Do you want to watch another episode of Glee?
Man: Yeah, I just have to check my email - you start without me.
2)
Man: It's almost midnight. What are you doing?
Woman: (shopping online) Just checking my email.
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