Cleating

When you cheat on your mistress with your wife.

I promised Brianna that I wouldn't fuck Ilana when we were on our family vacation with the kids...but I was totally cleating the whole trip.

by JimmyDaleGilmore March 12, 2016

celestivation

The period of time one spends in suspended animation during a long space voyage. "Sleeping in the stars."

It's going to take 125 years to reach our destination, 120 of them will be spent celestivating. Bears hibernate through the long winter, we will spend ours in deep celestivation.

by MrAuxin May 5, 2016

Celestial Dicking

When a man has reached nirvana in the art of fucking, and fucks a woman into enlightenment

Shauna " My man gave me a right celestial dicking last night."
Sarah " Shieet thats some good stuff my man"

by Puta Plata o Plomo June 7, 2016

Celestial Defecation

It's when you shit so good it makes you feel pleasure from it.

I did a Celestial Defecation today, stayed in the toilet for hours.

by Thermonuclear Diarrhea August 9, 2016

Celestial Manatee

a god-like manatee protecting Earth from space with his delicious, chocolate-flavored cum

May the Celestial Manatee bless you with riches and cummies.

by Nekmeat December 4, 2017

Celestial

A alien, someone in a unfamiliar land .

Jon told me That hoe iris was a celestial

by Baylynnn June 20, 2018

Celestial

One who consumes a lot of Celeste frozen pizzas

Damn, Carl is always eating Celeste pizza; he's a celestial

by TheyeastfromtheEast January 12, 2019