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dolphin catcher

a person of an overly promiscuous nature; someone who does not hesitate to have sex with both animate and inanimate objects when the mood strikes; to ram ones face as far as possible up an obese person's hole
Whoah! Look at that mama over there! I would love to use her as my dolphin catcher!
by RachelSwanson August 23, 2011
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Cathedral

Neoreactionary definition of the “emergent conspiracy of government bureaucrats, NGOs, media, and academia to take and hold informal power in Western democracies.
The function of the Inner Party is to delegate all policies and decisions to the Cathedral. The function of the Outer Party is to pretend to oppose the Inner Party, while in fact posing no danger at all to it.
by CarlSchmitt July 17, 2021
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Cum Catcher

A slang term for a woman. Considered by many (mostly women) to be a derogatory term used by people (usually men) to suggest a particular woman enjoys the practice of having men ejaculating semen into and onto various parts of her body.
"She's a real fucking cum catcher..."

"Here it comes, you fucking cum catcher!"
by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010
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dream catcher

a sock that you jerk off into.
"hey jimmy! wanna go to the tavern and holler at some broads?"

"sorry steve, i have a date with lady margaret the dream catcher."
by steve turbs February 19, 2005
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wank catcher

"Tonight on Question Time we have big-mouthed fuckwit Janet Street-Porter, grinning geek Professor Steven Hawking and Tony Blair's wank catcher, Peter Mandleson."
by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
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cached

1. The state a marijuana pipe is in after all of the green herb has been smoked.
2. A pipe full of resin.
1. "Wanna hit this? -coughcoughhackcough-"
"No dude, that shit is cached."
2. Dude, man, where's your cached pipe? I could use a resin ball right now.
by lebowsky January 12, 2006
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catcher in the rye

(verb)

to stroke someone's hair in a creeper-like fashion, just like how Mr. Antolini did in "The Catcher in the Rye" to Holden Caulfield.
*comes up behind and creepishly strokes a person's hair* "I just Catcher in the Rye'd you"
by creeperlicious September 1, 2011
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