custard cookie III

legit the cutest cookie in the game cookie run: kingdom and is also a king (the best king obviously)

person #1: do you like custard cookie III
person #2: ofc I do
person #1: no way
person #2: exactly

by shinjijoshdestroyer2000 September 16, 2021

ass custard

After anal love, the receiving party pulls his/her asscheeks apart and lets any ejaculate flow freely from the anus.

Matthew dared try his ass custard, and was so delighted he mixed it into pasta and had a splendid carbonara lunch.

by suedenim2410 January 2, 2012

tongue custard

Semen, named for it's appearance on someone's tongue.

The bitch was sucking my dick, so I blew her some tongue custard.

by Bobby Brutality December 9, 2008

bird's custard

The thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie).

"After dinner I enjoyed my aunt's cherry pie with a thick helping of bird's custard"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

cartard

driver who should not be

he just cut me off! what a cartard!

by doofusloser November 13, 2006

Custard Pie

The act of urinating and ejaculating in unison

Dude I did the craziest custard pie last night, cum and piss flew everywhere

by Mr.Stonk & Big Tuna July 15, 2021

custard

A portmanteau of customer and retard.

I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.

by Kaim February 13, 2008