Anchor for CNN 10 and is a certified "kool kid." He makes hilarious puns, and is known to appear outside KFC restaurants at night. A Greek legend about the son of Zeus is often linked with him because of his last name, which sounds like the name of the Greek god. Carl Azuz has a deep love for corn, as well as Totino's Pizza Rolls.
Joey'sWorldTour: Yo I was outside KFC last night filming a new video on the Extra Super Spicy Crunch Delight Burger (made with real Babar meat) with a side of Scoopy Flop Bamboozler, and I swore that I saw Carl Azuz for a second.
Generic other guy: Yo dude thats freaking epic.
Generic other guy: Yo dude thats freaking epic.
by wolfrick November 12, 2018
Carl iii is a homosexual content creator from NYC who documents his life on Youtube. His videos are based around his experience as an African American-Jew.
by Randy2902 October 19, 2021
Any form of Japanese, animated pornography which features an excess of slimy tentacles in the vaginal cavity.
by Patrick Chu November 28, 2016
Microwaving a piece of dog shit on high for 5 minutes at a party where you don't know anyone. This REALLY stinks, especially if the dog is old or sick!
by CharlesVA August 05, 2006
1. "What were you thinking?! Putting up a sign telling people to Pee on Carl!" ~ Officer Carl
2. Person 1 - yo momma is so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone while tying to drown a goldfish.
Person 2 - Oh go Pee on Carl you prick!
2. Person 1 - yo momma is so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone while tying to drown a goldfish.
Person 2 - Oh go Pee on Carl you prick!
by auron June 01, 2013
a racy sex position where a man fornicates with a woman from behind, while both are standing up. The man procedes to "drive" the woman around the room pretending he is on the last lap at talladega.
after a few cold busch lights and a day at the brickyard I went home and gave my wife the ol' carl Edwards.
by nastynascar69 March 21, 2009
1. Fast food chain whose mascot is a smiling star. Popular all around, but moreso in certain locales.
2. Depicted in the movie "Idiocracy" as it is now, though fully automatic and capable of taking custody of the children of difficult income customers. Does so because they wish to see every family eat. Future items of choice are "Extra Big Ass Fries" and "Extra Big Ass Tacos".
"Carls Jr. 'Fuck you, I'm eating'"
2. Depicted in the movie "Idiocracy" as it is now, though fully automatic and capable of taking custody of the children of difficult income customers. Does so because they wish to see every family eat. Future items of choice are "Extra Big Ass Fries" and "Extra Big Ass Tacos".
"Carls Jr. 'Fuck you, I'm eating'"
by AlterationA April 02, 2008