Cardboard Slut

Someone who is completely obsessed with cardboard and uses it as much as humanly possible, even going to the lengths of stealing cardboard just to get more of it.

"Did you hear what Jennie did?"
"No, what did she do?"
"I heard she stole cardboard from her neighbor, what a Cardboard Slut."

by Leonardo da Bakugou May 17, 2020

cardboard titties

A young woman who is lacking in the upper chest.

"damn that girl got cardboard titties."

by Cardboard titties October 18, 2020

Cardboard Titties

A young woman lacking in the upper chest.

"Damn that girl got cardboard titties"

by Cardboard titties October 18, 2020

cardboard cups

your the dumbest thing on earth why you search this you loser

you use that cardboard cups?

by chickenfister May 18, 2016

Courtesy Cardboard

Used during a devil's threeway, to prevent the male's genitalia from touching during double penetration, dp. This can be cardboard, linoleum, magazines, or even a newspaper.

Bro 1: Man we should totally dp that skank
Bro 2: Aww shit, I knew I should have brought some courtesy cardboard..
Bro 1: Already ahead of you *reveals a few sheets of butchers paper*

by breaking girls cunts August 14, 2012

Cardboard Elves

Elves disguised as recycling men who come to steal your cardboard for the use of building forts.

Aww man, the cardboard elves took our cardboard again!

by yes?no..maybe March 8, 2011

Cardboard Committee

A group set up to listen to, learn from and act on the needs of the team to help make everyone's experience of coming to work more honest, fulfilling and fun. The Cardboard Committee aims to give people a space to make suggestions on how we can better our work culture and environment, and come up with ways to transform those ideas into practical and tangible habits that create change.

I'm going to take the time to answer the Cardboard Committee's survey thoughtfully because they value my opinion and I believe that they're going to help bring about positive change in the workplace.

by jubajoo August 16, 2018