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Cardboard Salesman

A cardboard salesman is like a snake oil salesman but of the modern era. Stupid ass products they sell may be things that you don't even need, like quesadilla makers or scams like a $30 laptop online
15-year-old trust fund kid: My stupid ass tried to buy a $5 1 TB USB online from a cardboard salesman
by Tax Evasion & Fraud September 11, 2022
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Cardboard

Cardboard, hmm , cardboard
Cardboard cardboard, cardboard
by Cekkylekic March 26, 2020
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Lemonyne Gardens / Cardboard City

A historic housing project in Inkster, MI, originally built in the 1940s to provide affordable homes for Black families migrating to Detroit’s defense industries during WWII. Known as “Cardboard City” after its later decline, the project became a tight-knit community hub, shaping Inkster’s African American culture. While now closed, its legacy persists through local history and preservation efforts.
“Growing up in Lemonyne Gardens / Cardboard City, we learned street smarts and community first—The Gardens wasn’t just buildings, it was home.”
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025
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Tasty Cardboard

Actual pizza. Crust, sauce and cheese. Tastes like cardboard and tastes tasty
Hey, can you buy some tasty cardboard? Large plain please
by Airwolfwastaken April 24, 2021
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Chateau Cardboard

A polite and Sasquatch common term for cask wine. Mostly alike
To fruity lexia but can be deemed
Appropriate for reds too
Drinking from his Chateau Cardboard, Barry scoffed “Yer got me’self a real treat for
My abstinence smoking, the old chataeu cardboard!
Friend replies “Barry, that old chestnut tastes like sh*t!”
by Luckylion74 July 28, 2022
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Taste like cardboard

Stiffness in texture or taste “appetite left” .

It's a comparison. They're not saying it is literally inedible, they're saying it tastes similar to something inedible
Her “Pussy taste like Cardboard “..

Them taste testers taste like cardboard 🤢🤮
by Dcmarylandvirginia December 31, 2022
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