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Canon Event

Something that has to happen for the stability of the multiverse to remain, such as Pewdiepie going towards the bridge or EDP getting a Cupcake
Gorbachev: Who are you and how did you get in here *In Russian*
Miguel O’hara: Mr.Gorbachev, you must tear down that wall, it’s a canon event
Gorbachev: Are you the Capitalist Spider hero or are you Ronald Reagan *In Russian*
Miguel O’hara: It doesn’t matter, tearing down that wall will lead to the collapse of the USSR, which is a Canon Event
by anonymous August 11, 2023
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Canon Event

Slang term originating from the movie Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. In movie, a canon event is an experience that is shared by all Spider People across the multiverse. These events are what build the personalities and livelihoods of the Spiders, and deviating and/or preventing canon events from happening can have dire consequences, up to and including the destruction of their universe and multiverse.

In real life slang, a canon event is a life experience that is so universally shared that it might as well be fated to happen, part of your real life canon so to speak. Like in the movie, these events make people who they are and more often than not they will grow somehow from it. Fumbling your first crush is often said to be one of the first real life canon events, and deviating from that outcome could have dire consequences...
"I can't believe I just blew my last opportunity to ask her out, now I'll never be able to see her again."
"Its a canon event bro, it happens to all of us. Don't worry you'll get it with the next one."
by ItchyDonut January 12, 2024
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DIRTY CANON

When you take a wet shit on the ground, shovel it up, mix it with bananas and peas in a blender and then shoot it up your girlfriends ass, just to suck it back out with a straw. Then get your girlfriend pregnant.
I went to my girlfriends house and performed a fierce DIRTY CANON on her.

After doing the dirtiest of DIRTY CANON’s, I had to make a sudden trip to the ER.
by Mosart May 10, 2020
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Canon Event

A significant moment or event in ones lifetime crucial to their character development. These events can have both good and bad outcomes.

The term originates from the 2023 film "Spider-Man: Across The Spiderverse," where several examples include getting bitten by a radioactive spider, Uncle Bens death, the death of a police captain close to Spider-Man, among others.
The death of Michael's dad really changed him, that was his canon event.
by Massacre_All_Furries December 7, 2023
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Personal Canon

When something is not confirmed by the creators of a show, game, ect. but someone still likes to believe that it's canon. This can range from something small to a sexuality headcanon, to changing part of the plot in your head completely.
Person 1: Lukas from Minecraft: Story Mode is so gay
Person 2: Really is it confirmed?
Person 1: Nah, it's just my personal canon.
by eatingrocks101 July 4, 2023
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canonical lori

Canonical Lori is just the best if they have it in their Instagram name and act like a mum to you you gotta love it also she’s just awesome
“Hey Canonical Lori your awesome
I know
by maddyjpg May 21, 2021
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splatter canon

When you are finger blasting the hell out of a nice piece of vagina and they squirt all over the place like a water canon
Being defined that splatter canon could put out a fire and save possibly save us from future bush fires.
by Sackapetela January 5, 2017
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