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Calvin

So sexy no one can keep their eyes of him pulls every girl in the world and has the best looking dick in the world and can make a girl scream
I saw this guy and he made me scream sounds like a Calvin to me
by Handleball229 September 28, 2023
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Calvin's are a subspecies of homosapiens that are book smart but actually really dumb, clumsy, and slightly a jackass. The species is also commonly and calmly a silly little lesbian. He also can't spell.
Calvin is dead to me
Calvin is really cool
by Calvinsuxdic December 1, 2023
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calvin is the best boyfriend ever. he is so handsome and perfect, with that blonde hair of his. thank you god, for letting me have him as a boyfriend.
by isabella? October 18, 2024
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Most annoying guy ever; steals all your friends and is hella ugly
Ew is that Calvin?
by reallestofthenall January 18, 2024
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A Calvin, is a Very loyal, kind, smart, loving man. He will always be there when you need him the most. Calvin’s have a very great sense of humor, they are very comforting and will be there to catch your tears when you’re feeling sad.

Calvin’s are the sweetest type of people you’ll ever meet if you meet a Calvin, please know that they’re a keeper, Calvin’s are very empathetic and will try their best to understand your situation, they will help lift you up when you need it and they’ll continue to be there to support you in whatever you do.

Calvin’s are typically are calm and collected.they’re pretty laid back and aren’t much of a threat unless you hurt his family or friends. In the event that you piss off a Calvin, that’s your fault mate

Calvin’s are also extremely handsome, when you see a Calvin you’ll know, although he might try to deny it, his smile is the cutest one in the world.

❤️💍
Person 1: Do you know Calvin?
Me: Yes I’m married to one
by Calvin’s wife December 22, 2023
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His hands are small, just like his....
"Man, look at Calvin! He cannot pull a girl!"
by emilydikinson January 12, 2024
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A person who looks up their name on urban dictionary and saw all the other posts about his abnormally large genitalia.

(It’s true though)
Jessica: “so I searched up Calvin on urban dictionary
Calvin: “and?”
Jessica: “is it really 60 inches?”
by MyNameIsCalvin June 29, 2024
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