Jackson, California

First brought into the public eye in the Johny Cash and June Carter song "Jackson", although that song is not about this Jackson. Located on highway 88. Used to be a gold town. Now the best thing this place has going for it is the casino. I guess people have always come here looking to get rich. Also known for the lion water spicket in the park. Has exactally 6 stop lights. A little red musem, a VERY creepy cemetary, and a random train in front of said musem. Not much goes on here other than under age drinking and making babies. Which may or may not be a direct result of each other. Oh yeah and the little shops on main street, they seems to be pretty popular.

I'm gonna hit the penny slots in Jackson, California.

by why you asking? February 23, 2009

california

In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger,

"California is to me a dreamland. It is the absolute combination of everything I was always looking for. It has all the money in the world there, show business there, wonderful weather there, beautiful country, ocean is there... You have beautiful-looking people there. They all have a tan."

I love you, California.

by Jarrod is cool July 3, 2006

Capitol Riots

on January 6 2021, Trump told his moron supporters to riot the capitol in an attempt to overturn the election
they broke windows and flew confederate flags (reminder:this is the "Party Of Lincoln")

there were officers trying to stop the morons but there were also officers that were morons
sadly 1 good officer was killed but there also were 4 maga moron deaths, one was shot , another tazed his balls for some reason, another was trampled and the last had a stroke

but more chaos came when dumbasses started sitting in the seats of members and the morons started stealing stuff
one even stole the podium but thankfully congress members managed to take the votes when they were leaving

so where were the Trumps?
they were furiously masturbating to the riots
after Biden gave a speech telling Trump to step up, Trump gave the most forced speech in history telling his morons to go home

after the riots, congress confirmed that Biden won, McConnell got replaced, Devos resigned, and Perdue lost
people started turning on Trump, hundreds of people from The Trump Administration resigned
Tucker Carlson stopped ass kissing and Pence announced Biden's Win

thankfully rioters got arrested
morons said that protests where peaceful and it's antifa disguised
but before fake news could spread Trump was terminated from Social Media
Trump stopped the election fraud shit before he got banned and finally conceded
he also said he wouldn't attend Biden's Inauguration but nobody gives a shit

Person: did you see the Capitol Riots
Dumbass: IT WAS ANTIFA IN DISGUISE
Person: atleast Trump conceded

by SmartEpic2020 January 8, 2021

california lane change

When you are driving on the highway and shift across all the lanes in either direction.

Similar to a jersey slide

Im in the right lane and i want to pass everyone, I think I'll do a california lane change to the left and then a jersey slide to exit

by Dave K July 23, 2004

California Cinnamon Roll

When you put it in a girl's butt until she poops in the shape of a cinnamon roll then you put some icing on that shit with your load

I gave that bitch the California Cinnamon Roll and made her eat it.

by Thekingofnut January 4, 2017

the State of California

A place in which all things cause are known to cause cancer.

Bottled water label - "WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."

by Tha Pyngwyn February 26, 2011

Calico

Actually Calico is a U.S. weapons manufacturer. The weapon you are thinking of is the model 950 which is made by Calico. It uses a two part roller rocker bolt with a cylinder style magazine sitting on top. It usually holds 50 rounds however a 100 round version is available. Another close cousin to the model 950 is the 960A which is a submachine gun version which fires from a closed bolt position and is approximately twice the 950's length. Both weapons use the same magazine however.

People better stop getting their definitions of Calico from 50cent songs.

by James February 21, 2007