California Bunion Ride

An act of intercourse where the man has the girl in a Randy Orton-like submission (usually preceded by an RKO) whilst placing his fungus-infected toes inside all of her orifices. Usually done without the presence of lubricant, and often transitions straight into intercoarse with a flaccid penis.

"Yo, I was so drunk last night, I gave that girl a California Bunion Ride."

by yaboi7777777 December 11, 2015

california zipper

A vertical scar that one obtains when shot in the stomach - after staples and stitches help recovery

From "NOISEY Bompton", Part 4: "See I got that California Zipper, that's where I got shot - got 36 staples"

by BedderDedder August 30, 2016

california closet

When a girl sticks her nose between a guys buttchecks and then his friend yells harambe and smacks his butt cheeks together, squishing her nose. Creed is recommended playing in the backround

Girls nose looks like she was in a california closet

by Danaconda bizarnz April 24, 2018

california catastrophe

When you shit into a Vons grocery bag and then throw it at a man on a Vespa.

Steven was driving downtown on his scooter when he got hit with a California catastrophe.

by Tomstah May 18, 2018

California Company

A severely deluded, twisted individual with serious mental health problems. He can be very nice, yet unequivocally cruel at the same time. Loves to play the victim. We can only assume something horrible happened to him that made him this way.

California Company gaslighted me into hurting myself, then kissed me afterwards, and said everything will be alright.

by Limerence Addiction May 6, 2023

Moreno Valley California

You are not a career criminal just because you steal from the Moreno Valley Mall. A town where below the 60 it's all the black and Mexican dudes living with their moms and above the 60 it's all the fat Mexican chicks that they got pregnant living on HUD. Baby mama drama capital of the United States. Where tortas cannot wait to loan their boyfriends their Toyota Corolla to go cheat on them while they're at work. Middle class white dudes act like they are from the ghetto but they're actually from Perris. Where the women on the daily act more stuck up than they should because their boyfriends are actually the dudes that are acting ghetto. A large portion of the population here supports only fans. Latino dudes will jack you if you try to buy drugs, and a cholo hookers will try to jack you the same. Town is too close to banning for comfort. I the bars definitely have tortas thinking they are prettier than they really are when they all go home with the same black dudes at the end of the night. ( shark Bar) the STD rate always surprisingly high i'm surprising because of all the failed cosmetology students it's still where the scrubs around town.

If you are from the IE your baby mama most likely is from Moreno Valley california.

by B-locz December 27, 2022

Calfle

The part of the leg that blends the ankle to the calf not knowing the line of distinction.

Also, used to describe a person who has neither a calf nor an ankle.

Calf(ank)le

Look at those calfles, Ging! She shouldn't be wearing shorts.

by Frea Kari Dunk August 9, 2010