clipping my wings

A phrase that is synonymous with being tied down or held back. When a bird's wings are clipped, they are unable to fly.

Me: Hey babe, I'm thinkin about getting that part-time tutoring job at the university.

Her: Hell no you're not gonna be tutoring any girls

Me: Damn you're clipping my wings woman

by speedygonzales4 October 21, 2011

Crinkling

Something humans say when they’re laughing.

AHAHAH, OH, PINK, I MEAN, ‘FRIEND’, THAT JOKE WAS SO FUNNY! I’M CRINKLING. I’M CRUMPLING UP INTO A LITTLE BALL. I’M FOLDING. YOU’RE DOING ORIGAMI WITH ME. I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW FUNNY THAT WAS. I’M COLLAPSING.

by BitterlyJitteryandAlsoAnxious February 15, 2020

grippling

A combination of "gripping" and "crippling"

Cleveland's main export is grippling depression.

by ClevelandTourism May 2, 2009

Urban Crimping

crimping was origonally a term to describe the steeling of apples in the countryside - urban crimping is steeling road signs/cones, house for sale signs, road name signs and the like while under the influence of alcohol at around 2am

dude... lets go..... err what was i gonna say.... er oh yea mate,grab me that beer and lets go urban crimping!!!!!

by meigel sanchez June 12, 2006

cripplized

Being crippled,or in the stage of being crippled.

Did you see Kaila,she was totally cripplized!

by Treasure Akhart May 24, 2008

Crapping Horseshoes

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".

Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.

by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010

Cropping Rule

The tighter the crop, the fatter the chick.

According to the cropping rule, if you only see eyes to lips she's at least 350#.

by Pussbucket January 21, 2011